Dirty Gits
 

Stood there minding my own buisness in the works loos urinating as one does and in the corner of my eye I thought I spots a spider inbetween the divider wall and the stone wall, sudden appearance of said spider made me jump allowing for drops of wayfaring urine to splash onto my beige combat pants and damn it, it shows.

Looking again its not a spider. Its a big lump of snot with a rather long nostril hair sticking out of it.

Dirty Gits

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How can a lump of crusty snot with hairs make a sudden appearance??? :eek:

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It jumped over the wall

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its aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive

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You mean you peed yourself because you thought you saw a spider? And there was me thinking you were all butch.

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I can do better than that.
This isn't a recent happening...it happened a few years ago.
It was late summer...a warm day......dusk.
I had put the light on in the bathroom and gone to have a wee.....I was sat there bothering no-one when this huge Buzzard moth(the size of a boeing 737 - ok maybe I exaggerate a bit) started to dive bomb me.
I stood up and ran(as best as you can with kickers at half mast) out of the bathroom and onto the landing......still weeing!
The bathroom needed to be mopped and the landing carpet shampooed after that....so Rob...I know where you are coming from! episode

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I think it's called a "sneeze".;)

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Hope you washed your mitts on the way out Rob :D

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So how many pints did you consume to cause that flood of Biblical proportions?;)
And what color was the moth? Pink, perchance?:D

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I had not been drinking anything other than tea.
The moth was brown and seemed to know I was scared of it.......and a little liquid goes a long way:D

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... especially when you are running. Pity there was no video. It would have gone viral.:D I can even see an new Olympic event in the making:alright:

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Well, it wasn't much of a run.....more a double shuffle.....you can't do much running with your keks round your ankles.:)

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It's the thought of Margaret zipping along the landing with kecks at half mast that's putting the boggle in my mind. ;)

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You mean you haven't got a pictorial imagination?

It was not funny at the time.....but I can laugh now.....probably because it is all cleaned up.....and I learned to leave the window closed when it gets to dusk.

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That won't stop the paparazzi.;)