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Less	23-02-2015 20:48

Oh, Great, I have new Neighbours!

Over the last 3 years ever since the old lady died, I have had a variety of neighbours.

A couple of young lads that asked me how to light their stove and cook something as complicated as beans on toast.

A young Nymphomaniac that invited everyone except me, (shame), to bang her beds headboard.

And now?

Some DH that nearly ran over me because he was on a bike with no lights, no brakes and wasn't too pleased I stopped in front of him.

THEN, his imitation fighting dog, once he opened his door, instead of greeting him ran past, jumped over the adjoining wall, then tried to greet me rather than it's owner, how bad is that?
I can already see the dog and I have something in common, neither of us want to live near this guy!

I suspect I will have problems I hope this thread will get no longer because of his antics.

Somehow I'm tempted to say....

Watch this space.:(

Gordon Booth

23-02-2015 20:58

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 1134287)

THEN, his imitation fighting dog, once he opened his door, instead of greeting him ran past, jumped over the adjoining wall, then tried to greet me rather than it's owner, how bad is that?

(

That's your fair share of good luck for one day. Let's hope it still likes you tomorrow!

I'm looking forward to a progress report.

cashman

23-02-2015 21:25

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Yeh always were a lucky sod Less.:D:eek:

Accyexplorer

24-02-2015 01:05

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I can sympathise with you,I've had some right tools live next door to me in the past but I've just moved into a property and there's a right grumpy owd DH next door and to top it of my ruddy supposed guard dog loves him :eek:

I'm pretty sure he assumes I'm some kind of reprobate,maybe it's because of the 'minor' accident earlier were I 'nearly tapped' him with my bike?
Hopefully I can convince him that I'm a decent enough chap.....but time will tell.

gpick24

24-02-2015 07:49

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See, count your blessings, look how bad it could have been.

Less	24-02-2015 08:06

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Originally Posted by Accyexplorer (Post 1134303)

For you, that was nearly funny.[emoji5]

DtheP47

24-02-2015 08:09

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 1134287)

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Originally Posted by Accyexplorer (Post 1134303)

I have a vision...I have seen the future.
In a couple of months time Less and AccyX will be the Ant and Dec of the Accyweb...........watch this space ;)

MargaretR

24-02-2015 09:16

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Originally Posted by DtheP47 (Post 1134312)

I have a vision...I have seen the future.
In a couple of months time Less and AccyX will be the Ant and Dec of the Accyweb...........watch this space ;)

At one time Less and I were told to 'get a room';)
.....some things are beyond the scope of miracles.:D

Gordon Booth

24-02-2015 09:28

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Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 1134322)

At one time Less and I were told to 'get a room';)
.....some things are beyond the scope of miracles.:D

There's time yet,MargaretR.
You can always live in hope!

Margaret Pilkington

24-02-2015 10:06

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You were lucky Less...at least the dog didn't pee up your leg and the rip,out your britches....erm, seat.
And who knows given time,you may yet warm to the lad.:)

Less	24-02-2015 10:16

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington (Post 1134330)

You were lucky Less...at least the dog didn't pee up your leg and the rip,out your britches....erm, seat.
And who knows given time,you may yet warm to the lad.:)

Now then Margaret you seem to have found some rose tinted glasses, has one of our councillor's called around to your place and left you some?[emoji165]

Accyexplorer

24-02-2015 10:50

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 1134311)

For you, that was nearly funny.[emoji5]

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Originally Posted by DtheP47 (Post 1134312)

Less and AccyX will be the Ant and Dec of the Accyweb...........watch this space ;)

Pj and Duncan? I think not :p

Morecombe and Wise,The Two Ronnies, Reeves and Mortimer perhaps?... not "Ant and Dec"....they just make you want to change channel :enough:
Saying that, everything they appear on lately seems to turn to gold (ratings wise)....

...just goes to show, you can polish a sh1t but you 'can roll it in glitter' ;)

DtheP47

24-02-2015 11:56

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Originally Posted by Accyexplorer (Post 1134335)

"Nearly funny"?
It was my way of saying, we may not get to spend at much time as we'd like in the shower,but at least Eon haven't cut off our power, things could be worse .....like M says "you may yet warm to the lad" :D

Pj and Duncan? I think not :p

Morecombe and Wise,The Two Ronnies, Reeves and Mortimer perhaps?... not "Ant and Dec"....they just make you want to change channel :enough:
Saying that, everything they appear on lately seems to turn to gold (ratings wise)....

...just goes to show, you can polish a sh1t but you 'can roll it in glitter' ;)

As ever AccyX as my old mate Walter Horan used to say
"you are truly as sharp as a sausage"

Accyexplorer

24-02-2015 12:13

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Originally Posted by DtheP47 (Post 1134340)

As ever AccyX as my old mate Walter Horan used to say
"you are truly as sharp as a sausage"

It is funnier when it's grammatically correct or your half baked :)

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