It's Christmas!
 

Put all your Christmas related trivia in here. :D


Bad Santa! Dashing all those young dreams. :rolleyes:

Dear Santa
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer.
Yer Frend,
BiLLy

Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care.
How about I send you a freaking book so you can learn to read and write?
I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell!.
Santa
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Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace
and joy in the world for everybody!
Love,
Sarah

Dear Sarah,
Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?
Santa
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Dear Santa,
I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do. Love, Teddy

Dear Teddy,
Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me get you some nice Lego's instead.
Santa
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Dear Santa,
I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for
your reindeer outside the back door.
Love,
Susan

Dear Susan,
Milk gives me the runs, and carrots make the deer fart in my face when
riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favour? Leave me a bottle of
Scotch.
Santa
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Re: It's Christmas!
 

Oooh, here's more from nasty Santa..:eek:

Dear Santa,
I'd like a new bike, a playstation, a train, some GI Joes, a dog, a drum kit, a pony and a tuba.
From Francis.

Dear Francis,
How about I send you a round trip ticket to the North Pole so that when you get here I can kick some sense into your little head.
Who names a kid Francis anyway? I'll bet you're gay. I'll send you the Village People album instead..

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Dear Santa,
What do you do for the other 364 days of the year. Are you making toys?
Your friend Thomas.

Dear Thomas,
All the toys are made in China. I have a condo in Vegas where I spend most of my time squeezing cocktail waitresses asses and losing money at the craps table.
Then one day a year I have to send toys to you little bu**ers..