Don't Ask For More Than You Wish For.
 

So there I was wandering through one of our local Cities enjoying the day when a vision approached me, about 18 perhaps 19 years of age.
I'm of an age were such things of beauty ignore me, this one didn't, it seems she works at the local keep fit emporium.
However, I suspect it may have been her first day, with afterthought I suspect she was a little over keen and when she said, 'hello, wouldn't you like to have a body like mine',

There were two things I couldn't resist...

One was slabbering down the front of my clean Tshirt, the other was saying, I certainly would shall we meet at your place or mine?

The agony of that brief encounter, (I think we have a thread about that), is where I've been keeping the frozen peas I'd bought earlier.:o

Re: Don't Ask For More Than You Wish For.
 

I would have asked "How much"?;)

Re: Don't Ask For More Than You Wish For.
 

I wouldn't dream of her paying me for the honour.

How low do you think I am?
:eek:

Re: Don't Ask For More Than You Wish For.
 

Weren't you the World Champion Limbo dancer 2 years in a row?

And check out some of the babes on this one:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTKj_Vd5_Bk

Re: Don't Ask For More Than You Wish For.
 

Should have asked her if she could sell you a lamb joint and a couple of packs of cigs.

Re: Don't Ask For More Than You Wish For.
 

True, but I had to give it up when I tried to crawl back under my stone and it fell on me!