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Len 16-01-2005 20:07

Having a full life
 
Having a full life


A philosophy professor stood before his class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly he picked up a large empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks, rocks about 2" in diameter.
He then asked the students if the jar was full?

They agreed that it was. So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles, of course, rolled into the open areas between the rocks.
He then asked the students again if the jar was full.

They agreed it was. The students laughed. The professor picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else.

"Now," said the professor, "I want you to recognise that this is your life. The rocks are the important things - your family, your partner, your health, your children - things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.
The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, your car. The sand is everything else. The small stuff."
"If you put the sand into the jar first, there is no room for the pebbles or the for your life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you. Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out dancing. There will always be time to go to work, clean the house, give a dinner party and fix the disposal." "Take care of the rocks first - the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."

But then... A student then took the jar which the other students and the professor agreed was full, and proceeded to pour in a glass of beer. Of course the beer filled the remaining spaces within the jar making the jar truly full.

Which proves: - that no matter how full your life is, there is always room for a beer;

mthead 18-01-2005 09:13

Re: Having a full life
 
here here Len,where you get that, or,are you the author??

entwisi 18-01-2005 10:35

Re: Having a full life
 
It ancient that one.

janet 18-01-2005 14:46

Re: Having a full life
 
I think you may find that one in the joke section if you look far enough back.

wayneyboy1942 18-01-2005 15:06

Re: Having a full life
 
As someone who likes the odd pint five,seven,nine hehehe I like that Len,I used to know someone who had a good poem about drinking but the only lines I can remember are...
There are many good reasons for drinking,but none have come into my head,but if you ca'nt have a drink when you're living,you bloody well ca'nt when youre DEAD!!!!


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