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Sparkologist 25-01-2005 18:14

Personal Ads.
 
These are "Personal Ads" in the Dublin News.
And who said all the good ones were taken ?
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Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous sex addict interested in a man who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow Celtic Football Club and starting fights on Patrick Street at three o'clock in the morning.
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Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by long-time fiancée, seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches.
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Ginger haired Galway man, a trouble-maker, gets slit-eyed and ****ty after a few pints, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe more.
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Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard, living in a damp cottage in the arse end of Roscommon, seeks attractive
21 year old blonde lady, with a lovely chest.
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Devil-worshiper, Offaly area, seeks like-minded lady, for wining and dining, good conversation, dancing, romantic walks, and slaughtering cats in cemeteries at midnight under the flinty light of a pale moon.
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Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for the night of February 27 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM.
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Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old double-jointed supermodel, who owns her own brewery, and has an open-minded twin sister.

WillowTheWhisp 25-01-2005 18:17

Re: Personal Ads.
 
I think I know that guy from Roscommon. :D

mez 25-01-2005 18:25

Re: Personal Ads.
 
the galway man sounds very familiar.

Margaret Pilkington 25-01-2005 19:32

Re: Personal Ads.
 
I think I am married to the Galway man......well he is a red head, no hair just a red head. No...seriously though Sparks thanx for giving me a real good laugh...... my knickers are on the radiator drying out!

Margaret Pilkington 25-01-2005 19:33

Re: Personal Ads.
 
They HAVE been washed first!!!!!!


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