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I am off to Ireland for a few days so I will leave this for you to chuckle over...(or not):D

1. A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.

2. What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway.

3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

4. A backward poet writes inverse.

5. In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism it's your count that votes.

6. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.

7. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

8. If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.

9. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

10. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

11. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

12. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

13. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

14.. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

15. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.

16. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

17. Every calendar's days are numbered.

18. A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.

19. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

20. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

21. A plateau is a high form of flattery.

22. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

23. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

24. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

Byeee

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Busman747

not much to chuckle over.

Hope you have a good time in Ireland Busman

But don't forget to keep your eyes open, because you can't see if you don't.

Enjoy your trip Busman.

Thank you ladies, I will be dragging Willow along by her hair....Ooops, this isn't the "suicide" thread!:eek: sorry, taking Willow along;)

....and thank you also removal_man, you are obviously a man of few words...and even fewer brain cells. On my return I will try to find humour that has fewer big words just for you.