Ladies vs Real Women
 

Ladies - If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking,
drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant
fix-me up.
Real Women - If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too
damn bad. Please recite the Real Women's motto: "I made it and you will
eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."

Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on
your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
Real Women - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might
still have the headache, but who cares!

Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to
prevent ice cream drips.
Real Women - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for
Pete's sake! You are probably lying down on the couch with your feet up
anyway!

Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the
potatoes.
Real Women - Buy mashed potato mix in the box, and you don't have to worry
about the potatoes growing arms and legs.

Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit
of the dry cake mix instead. There won't be any white mess on the outside
of the cake.
Real Women - Go straight to the bakery...they'll even decorate it for you!

Ladies - Brush some egg white over pie crusts before baking to yield a
beautiful, glossy finish.
Real Women - Sara Lee frozen pie directions do not say a damn thing about
brushing egg whites over anything, so don't do it!

Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing
gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
Real Women - Go ask the very HOT neighbor guy to do it!

Ladies - Your best friend is always there for you. She will even come and
bail you out of jail.
Real Women - Your best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell
saying, "Damn.....that was fun!"

Ladies - Don't throw out all the leftover wine...freeze into ice cubes for
future use in casseroles and sauces.
Real Women - What leftover wine???

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Well that clears that up i know what i am PMSL!!!

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Yeah, so do we. lol

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What's that Doug ???

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Oh your such a real one............lol

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Real one what :closeey: ???

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Woman.......................?

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:biggrin8: Thankyou Doug i knew you'd find the right word eventually!

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Just a wild guess. lol

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You did a very good job at digging yourself out of what could have been a very deep hole!!!

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I was in suspense there for a while Doug. :D

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I know, old habits and all that. Not seen you around for awhile, nice to have you back Gobsmacked.

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I get earache from the Mrs when I spend too much time on the PC.

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ME TOO TINKS I like it

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