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Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.

One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.

Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator (Then turned it upside down).

Reading when you're drunk is horrible.

Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.

You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.

Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.

You never know where to look when eating a banana.

Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.

Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.

Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.

You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.

Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.

The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.

The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.

Some days you see lots of people on crutches.

Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.

Old women with mobile phones look wrong !

It’s impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.

Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.

You never ever run out of salt.

Old ladies can eat more than you think.

You can't respect a man who carries a dog.

There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.

No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.

Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.

The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.

People who don't drive slam car doors too hard

You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.

Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.

Bricks are horrible to carry.

In every plate of chips there is a bad chip

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omg I laughed that hard at these I nearly woke my mum up (she lives next door)

god that was funny and everything is true. But I really liked the one where it says '' you will never feel more terrified than when you get your head or hand stuck in something''
omg your heart starts beating sooooooo fast it feels like its coming out of your chest.
I will never forget getting stuck in a chimney pot. (omg did I say that out loud)

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bloody hel;l you shouldn't be able to post such funny stuff

i'm in the library and nearly got kicked out

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Yes you did and big/little sister is listening and we had to use margerine to get you out PMSL :D !!!

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I KNOW BUT IT WAS ONE OF THOSE MOMENTS THAT WILL HAUNT BE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE (wonder if that is why I am clostrophobic now)

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lmao Dean!! but it is true I did get stuck in a chimney pot!!!! (shhhhhh don't laugh)

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how did that happen

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me and tinks were playing hide and seek, and for some unknown reason we had a chimney pot in the back garden. I hid in it and because my knee's were bent when I came to get out I was wedged. My mum and dad had to turn me and the pot on it's side roll me down the yard (over a big kerb aswell that hurt) and to the back door where they smeared butter inside the pot so the could slide me out of it, other than that I think the fire brigade would have had a call out.

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lmao bet that was nice

and i thought someone like you would have wanted to have a fire man pull you out of a chimney or is that not your way of thinking?

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ow believe me If I could get into a chimney pot right now and ring 999 to get them to come to me I would.......................(dreaming)

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lmao
but if you was stuck in a chimney pot right now how would you be able to call 999

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well it would be deliberate this time so I would prepare my self with my MOBILE!!!!lmao

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omg...rabbit thats soooo funny!!!! think you should get more sleep more often!!! lmao!!!

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