OOOh Nooooo!
 

Well as we all know Roy is off to Russia soon so out of curiosity I
thought I would have a quick google see what I could find out about Russia.

One of the first things it gave me was Russian Singles.

Oh thought I, that could be interesting all about the
Russian record industry I'll just have a quick look.

First page asks for a few details about myself nothing
too deep so I filled it in, next page asked if I had
any preference
yes said I, I'm interested in 45's.

Next page any colour preference?
No I said black will do.

When it started asking me for credit card details I
thought no thanks I've been done before so I pressed
cancel.
But there must be a bug in the program it took
me to a page that said
Your 45 year old black russian has now been ordered & will be dispatched
in time for the week-end.

The really worrying thing is, in the box marked male/female I ticked male
what a gay couple of days I'm in for!

Erm' Garinda, I think I might have got you an early Christmas
present, I do hope it fits.

Re: OOOh Nooooo!
 

Lol, once you go black theres no goin' back apparently, but l'd rather have the money Uncle Less thanks. G XXXXXXX

Re: OOOh Nooooo!
 

Well if I can't give him away, I'll just have to advertise him on Buy, Sell 'n' swap