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I was listening to Alex Lester on Radio 2 earlier today & one of his many topics was creating new names for phobias. Heres some that I sent in to him, maybe we can put our thinking hats on and create some more.


TINTENAUSIA- A sickening feeling that begins in the
ears and spreads to the stomach whenever some-ones
mobile goes off and it's that frog.

Mammatricophobia-the obsession with watching a pole
dancers upper torso as she gets them to swing in
opposite directions.

Autoparanoia- the fear that all those little voices in
your head will stop talking to you because they will
be plotting against you!

Automessamania- the impulsive rage suffered by
receivers of robotic e-mails.

disc-orderosis-the fear of picking your c.d. collection
off the bedroom floor & putting it in it's correct
place.

gratisfaction- the pleasant feeling that comes over
you when some-one else buys you a pint.

alecrystalvacantism- the fear of empty beer glasses

ignoraphobia- suffered by minor celebs it's the fear
of not being recognised.

electro-missive-runnyitis-E-mail diarrhoea

HEPTONARCOCENTURALISIS- Hepto (seventh day
(saturday)),narco- sleepdisorder, caused by century
(100)

isis (always good at the end of a phobia)

It means fear of losing sleep caused by watching too
many top 100 programs on a Saturday night.

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I've had a e-mail from Alex Lester I think he's had a look, this is what he had to say:-

So if you fancy a few seconds of fame having your contribution read out next monday get thinking & posting.

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First attempt ..........:)

Lumponedphobia. That feeling you get as the person in front doesn't use his/her indicators.

Instaflashphobia. You get it as you pass a speed trap

Skintagainism. That trapped feeling that you get as you have to stay in and converse with the family.

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alecrystalvacantism- the fear of empty beer glasses: Definately got that one Less, but maybe an empty wine glass instead.

disc-orderosis-the fear of picking your c.d. collection off the bedroom floor & putting it in it's correct place: Kids have got that one.

Can't think of any but shall but my thinking cap on.

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When l'm dancin' round a pole my tit's don't swing- so it doesn't apply to me, thank you kindly.



Garinda @ Less's house no gossip, thank you!

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Homerphobia- the fear of waking up next to Homer Simpson.

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Have a look here there are 1000s of them less
http://www.phobialist.com/reverse.html#A-


it also tells you how they are named

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An interesting site Mick but they are real ones unlike this:-

Supercalifragilisticexpialidosciousism-the fear of short words.

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ER i know they are real but there is some funny 1s there like this
Barophobia- Fear of gravity.

Cyberphobia- Fear of computers or working on a computer

i did not realise there such a lot of phobias

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oooh is there one about balloons? I'll have to have a look.

Meanwhile how about:

proximonuptiaphobia - fear of wedding day fast approaching and not enough done yet! :eek:

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Traumatic Scandisk disorder-The feeling you get that NO MATTER, what you do you know your going to have to press the reset button & wait while Windows pretends to do you a favour!

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Textphallusophobia- fear of Maypoles.

Buntinitus-fear of Royal weddings.

Sapphophobic-afraid of Less.

Francolatexphobic- fear of condoms.

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Erm, garinda, Alex Lester is on Radio 2 NOT Radio X X X adults only! but I like the third one.

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In case any-one is interested Alex Lester gave accyweb a plug on his programme this morning, if you would like to hear it then go to:-
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio2/shows/lester/index.shtml

click on the listen again feature for Monday and have a listen, the music is good as well!