Injuries you inflict on yourself
 

While at work today, my boss had caused an unfortunate injury to himself.

He was at the time making some toast for his breakfast, and had a knife in his hand buttering the toast, well he got the proverbial itch to his right cheek on his face so he started to scratch his cheek forgetting he had the knife in is hand, and what did he do, he cut his blinking cheek and what a mess he made too.



So anyway I was wondering if anyone on accy web has caused any such affliction on oneself



So type away, hope it isn’t too serious though.

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I once trapped my winky in my flies, but I won’t go into details.
Is this what you mean?
:o

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He should have been using a proper butter knife.

I once almost cut my finger off when stripping a wire. Couldn't stop the thing bleeding and ended up having to wrap it tightly in a pot towel and head for Accy Vic.

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well iv'e got to havn't i , went to accy vic not too long ago, cut my thumb opening a corned beef tin, wouldn't care this was the second time id done it, last time bout 12yrs ago i had to have 2 fingers & MY thumb STICHED . M YOU'D THINK I'D LEARN

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Good god there should be a HAZARD sign on these tins becayse, I too have cut fingers open with these bl''dy tins, and IT REALLY HURTS.:mad:

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It would have been more embarrassing if you had trapped it in some-one elses flies!

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they say that there are more accidents in the home ,than any other sort ,and corn beef tins are the main culprit ,,,

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A few years ago i i was scratching my leg really hard and snapped the tendons in my left ring finger, lucky for me a piece of bone came away with it so it attached it self back after having my finger in a splint for 3 months.

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Creepers........ that must have been some damn bad itch to have done that. :eek:
Remind me never to let you scratch my back. :)

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My wife tries to keep flavouring various meals with her blood - she keeps cutting herself when chopping things.

You'd think she would have learned by now as well!

She gets attacked by the cooker on a regular basis as well

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Are we talking about the new ring pull type corned beef tins. I can't open those at all. I usually end up with a pair of pliars after i snap the ring off, or just open it with the tin opener - much easier.

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I would but she is a nasty piece of work :D

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oooops looks like I am in trouble again.

I drilled a hole in my own finger - it hurts don't try it