Political canvassing
 

I was canvassed the other day, a short bloke with
brown shorts brown shirt, large sort of australian hat
& carrying a very large stick.
The interview was intent (he just put it up on my lawn
without asking).

He must represent one of the green parties he kept
asking if I could help the cubs, well to be honest I
didn't know there where any wolves around Accrington.

Never heard of him before but he seemed to think I
should recognise him he said his name was Baden
Powell!

I work on the theory that they are only worth voting for
if they can prove they can do something useful so I
asked him if he would come in and do my dishes he said
he would be back later in the year but would be
charging me 5p.