anyone need odd jobs doing in ossy?
 

My PC is looking dated but unfortunately I have no cash for an upgrade so I figured I would ask if anyone needs jobs doing.

I can only work in and around the Oswaldtwistle and Accrington areas.

I can setup/fix/upgrade/cleanup (make faster) most PCs. hell I'll even build you one if you can pay.

I can paint but not wall paper rooms (sorry Im rubbish at it). I can also strip wall paper.

I can help move furniture so long as its not too heavy (I'm weak)

I can do a few more things just ask and I'll tell you if I'm able to do it.

Ask questions on here or by pm.

(quick note: don't tell me there are no jobs, I don't care if there are none, if there are none then just let the thread die)

Re: anyone need odd jobs doing in ossy?
 

They're looking for elves for Santa's grotto in the Co-op, but it doesn't start until early September.

Re: anyone need odd jobs doing in ossy?
 

hope you get some work lad, its not often you find lads actually wanting to work, good on ya

Re: anyone need odd jobs doing in ossy?
 

is the Santa thing at a jab at my comment on the (awesome) dudes who glued some seasonally challenged folks shop doors shut? :P

Re: anyone need odd jobs doing in ossy?
 

No, of course not, but sadly you've failed the first stage of the interview process.

Thanks for applying, and the best of luck.

Re: anyone need odd jobs doing in ossy?
 

awwww.... now I have to miss out on embarrassment and low wages for long hours:p

Re: anyone need odd jobs doing in ossy?
 

Might be a good idea to superglue your gob shut, if you're lucky enough to secure any interviews.

I've interviewed and employed umpteen people, and sadly you're not giving a very good impression of yourself so far.

Re: anyone need odd jobs doing in ossy?
 

http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/f...tml#post819306

I take it you applied for this job, after enquiring about the renumeration?

Re: anyone need odd jobs doing in ossy?
 

http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/f...tml#post798821

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YguzGB6vlF...nce_people.jpg

Re: anyone need odd jobs doing in ossy?
 

http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/f...tml#post799963

Please feel free to let us know the titles of any of your published books.

I'm sure I'm not alon, in wanting to read them.

:rofl38::rofl38::rofl38::rofl38:

Re: anyone need odd jobs doing in ossy?
 

:rofl38::rofl38::rofl38::rofl38:

I was just going to post about Lancs promotions wanting some leaflets delivered. £60 is better then nowt when you need the money :D

Re: anyone need odd jobs doing in ossy?
 

Some young people deliver leaflets, and charity envelopes, Christian Aid for example, for nowt.

Other than knowing they are helping someone other than themselves.

:rolleyes:

Re: anyone need odd jobs doing in ossy?
 

garinda people are entitled to their own opinion. I didn't vandalize those shops, I just thought it was funny so please can I ask you not to vandalize my offer to work.

Re: anyone need odd jobs doing in ossy?
 

please don't feed the troll er I mean garinda. I don't need any more smear campaigns

Re: anyone need odd jobs doing in ossy?
 

Happily I don't find causing criminal damage to charity shops the slightest bit amusing.

Also if you care to read the forum rules, swearing, even using alpha numerica substitutes, is against forum rules on this family site.

http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/f...mer-29681.html

Good luck with your job search.

You've presented yourself in a very favourable light.

Any employer would count themselves lucky to have you work for them.

Re: anyone need odd jobs doing in ossy?
 

Perhaps you should get a job writing a book on self-control, then hopefully we won't have anymore four letter swear words posted on this family site, causing more work for the moderators.

:gooddog: