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accyman

31-07-2013 20:20

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my mates dad had an alsation and it ripped the neigbours cat to shreds in my mates dads rear garden.I remember him bagging up the various bits of the cat and returning them to the owner

ungreatfull cow threatened to ring the police and get the dog put down lol

great dog it was an all it had quite an impressive tally of cats under its teeth by the time it passed away

DtheP47

01-08-2013 08:11

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Originally Posted by westendlass (Post 1069324)

Bull terrier poo doesn't work, in fact bull terrier doesn't work either. The lady next door has five cats that couldn't give a monkeys about my dog. I have to check they are not lounging in the garden before I let him out. More for his safety than theirs. I'm sick of finding cat turdlets all over the place.

Be a good neighbour and buy the lady next door one of these.
Margaret n.b.

Litter Kwitter - The Original Cat Toilet Training Kit

Less	01-08-2013 08:58

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Originally Posted by DtheP47 (Post 1069370)

Be a good neighbour and buy the lady next door one of these.
Margaret n.b.

Litter Kwitter - The Original Cat Toilet Training Kit

Then once the cat is used to the seat and has gained confidence, you can spray the seat with:-

Blaster 11 oz. Dry Lube Silicone Lubricant-16-SL-THD at The Home Depot

With any luck the beggar will slip in head first and no more poo!
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...Q0upJkq3HECsCg

DtheP47

01-08-2013 09:24

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 1069373)

A cunning plan if ever I heard one Wizz :D

Mind you those other 4 legged poop machines should go the same way. ;)

Less	01-08-2013 10:32

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Originally Posted by DtheP47 (Post 1069376)

A cunning plan if ever I heard one Wizz :D

Mind you those other 4 legged poop machines should go the same way. ;)

You'd need to fit a bigger toilet to get rid of horses!
http://th02.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/...rd-d68vn3l.jpg

westendlass

01-08-2013 11:41

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Originally Posted by DtheP47 (Post 1069370)

Be a good neighbour and buy the lady next door one of these.
Margaret n.b.

Litter Kwitter - The Original Cat Toilet Training Kit

That's pretty revolting. Imagine not knowing what your gonna find when you go to the toilet. And paw prints on the seat too. Lol.:o

DtheP47

01-08-2013 12:12

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 1069388)

You'd need to fit a bigger toilet to get rid of horses!

I think Findus and the other burger manufacturers are already doing a good job getting rid of them quadrupeds Less :D

DtheP47

01-08-2013 13:43

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*chuckle*People are not taking this thread seriously ;)

accyman

01-08-2013 15:08

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mention paracetomol in cat food and it will turn serious pretty fast lol

apparantly it dsnt cure cats of headaches:eek:

maxthecollie

01-08-2013 16:17

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There's always a Chinese Chippy wanting cats for their new recipes

westendlass

01-08-2013 16:32

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Laughing aside, we had a lovely ginger tom for fourteen years. Loved him to bits, he had a great character and used to kick the arse of our border lakeland terrier. But, I think five next door is a bit excessive.

DtheP47

01-08-2013 16:43

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Originally Posted by westendlass (Post 1069438)

The only good dogs a hot dog WEL ;)

DaveinGermany

01-08-2013 18:15

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 1069388)

You'd need to fit a bigger toilet to get rid of horses!
http://th02.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/...rd-d68vn3l.jpg

My little Pony & trap? :D

accyman

01-08-2013 20:31

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Originally Posted by maxthecollie (Post 1069435)

There's always a Chinese Chippy wanting cats for their new recipes

chicken meow mein :D

accyman

01-08-2013 20:32

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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany (Post 1069470)

My little Pony & trap? :D

tesco direct deliver toilet containing horse DNA ?:D

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