How To Clean Windows
 

I learned this from a vicar, a female vicar at that. The best way to clean windows is to get the muck off with water. Then, when the window is cleanish and not dripping wet, use last nights Evening Telegraph, or other appropriate newspaper, scrunched up as a cleaning cloth on the glass. I can assure one and all that it will come up lovely. Sparkling like.:hothothot

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I thought that was common knowledge.

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Tch, just shows where I have been.

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Where? :confused:

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Aw, let sleeping dogs lie!

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Sue...you are right....I thought it was common knowledge too.
White vinegar in water and a shammy(chamois leather) also brings them up sparkling....failing that, let the window cleaner earn his keep.

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There aren't many places outside of prison walls where a person can meet a vicar of either sex.
:)

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I'm beginning to wonder,if this guys brother is a member on here? will discuss in the watering hole tomoz.

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Ah, did a little bird tell you?

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Same wavelength ? tis certainly a possibility.;)

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If it is the person we suspect, he's mocking the system by putting the name of a supermarket in his user name!
:rolleyes:

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Yep, the vinegar trick is good too.

Our window cleaner certainly earns his keep - there are 15 windows on our fourstorey house, plus the UPVC front and back doors, which he cleans with one of those long pole systems. He has charged us £10 a time for this ever since we came here six years ago. But then he is a nice chap.

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Well we already have somebody using a racist name in his user name, what next the pole dance club:rolleyes:

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In this case I suspect the use of the supermarket's name has a more specific allusion, if I understand Less and Cashy's drift...

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If it was to be the case, would suggest "Not the brightest lamp in the street"? Someone else may even suggest "Runs in the family":D

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Perhaps you mean, "Ruins in the family".

You don't have to say you wouldn't pee on either of them if they were on fire, because I wouldn't waste the petrol trying to get them to be a little brighter.
:o

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I must be a bit dim, because I don't know who you are alluding to.

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Well if yeh pop in the watering hole tomorrow lunch, the minerals are on me, i will enlighten yeh wi me suspicions.:) Thats all they are at this point suspicions.

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Don't worry yourself lass, all will be revealed no doubt when one of them spits their dummy out, nothing bonds people together like brotherly love.

P.S. that wasn't a clue.

P.P.S. Nor is this.

P.P.P.S. Ask Rindy.

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Wouldn't it be grand if Margaret did turn up, she could even have a cup of tea if she fancied.
:)

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Yeh n shes doin herself down saying shes a bit dim, Not at all, just not a devious mind thats all, in my view.?:)

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You'd fall over with shock...and spill the tea Less.:D

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I can be devious, but I do need a bit more practice.
I'll ask Miss bossy drawers to show me how she does it.

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I doubt that I would, I have to drag my 18 year old mind out of bed every day, just to push my body in front of a mirror to remind myself, that today I'm going to act my age.
If that doesn't shock me you can't, hey I know it's addictive but you can even have sugar in your tea, just turn up.
:)

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I have a similar problem(if it can be called that) except you are older than me....my brain is only 14 and still coping with the effects of puberty:D.
When I look in the mirror I wonder who the post menopausal old bird is that is looking back at me.......I'm thinking of getting rid of the mirrors in our house.

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What's a mirror? I hate the things! Most of the ones in our house are fixed above my eyeline so I can't see in them - not difficult as I'm only five foot nothing. And I shut my eyes when I walk past the full length one.

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Oh Sue! when I hear you...it could be me talking!
I'm five foot and half an inch...or I was, the last time someone measured me...and I'm hanging onto the half inch.

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My goodness sounds like a large amount of chocolate eclairs to make you that wide!

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Well, no it was Danish pastries actually......and you do know how to wound a girl Less!

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the best way is self cleaning glass, just had it fit in my new home, fantastic, window cleaner well hacked off

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i simply apply a cloth to my eldests hand and tell him the glass better gleam or im changing the wi-fi pass code :D

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accyman you are a true font of knowledge, thanks for the tip, I'm gonna try that myself ha ha!

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How's that work then:confused::confused::confused:

I just got myself a long pole system...paid for itself in about 4 or 5 cleans....er!
when I say "it paid for itself" I dont mean it actually " paid for itself"..it cant do that its not real...what I mean is...I saved on paying the wi.....sod it I'll get my coat.....

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Watch him closely or he might change it himself and hand YOU the cloth....LOL

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17 years old and still runs to daddy with computer problems so im safe lol

however my 9 year old takes the damn computer to bits then runs to daddy

im not sure which is worse :D

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