What your mother used to say
 

Ok sat here eating my breakfast and told spug what my mum used to say and he laughed.

I was eating toast - and left the crusts and mum used to say eat your crusts and your hair will go curly!!! Well i didnt want my hair to go curly and so never eat the crusts!!! Another one was eat your carrots up so then you can see in the dark.

Any more?

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Dont pull your face like that, if the wind changes you'll stay like that:)

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stop touching that, you look with your eyes and not your hands

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When trying to overhear someones conversation,,,,,,,,,little pigs have big ears,,,,

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or 'walls have ears' i've never seen any walls with ears lol

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children ive shot em ...but i dont think
she ever did ??

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I remember people saying "Ive shot em" but with an I instead of an O..maybe they were cruder in Burnley :)

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that goes without saying granny:D its that dry rain, is one me mam used to say. :)

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my parents used to say, if you eat the pips of a apple you'll get a tree growing in ya tummy!!:D

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how about the classics
1. dont turn round but look who,s behind you
2.shut your mouth and eat your food
3.if you break your leg dont come running to me
4.do you know who your are talking to
all classics but i like the one where she used to say "stop doing that you will go blind"

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Yes that was that drizzle, it dident look like real rain,but it soaked you through....

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grow up stupid......err i have done!!!..lol
what the folks used to say and i say back

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she looked thats all she said.

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My mum used to say "Princess Margaret wouldn't do that"
We weren't aware then that there wasn't much she DIDN'T do

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My mum once asked me to get some wet water to fill her steam iron. I cracked up laughing:D

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Not my Mum who said this but my Grandma

"Finish your food, there's children in Biafra starving who'd love that".

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And did you answer back

''Well they're welcome to it. Shall we parcel it up and send it to them?'' :D

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Yep, didn't everyone :D

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I certainly did.:)

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That must have been after food rationing - there never was enough on my plate

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If someone ate a lot of food ,my mum would say I would rather keep you for a week than a fortnight...:)

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If I stood in front of the Tv my Dad used to say 'you make a better door than a window'.

He also used to say 'do you think we live in a barn' if I didn't shut the door.

I use both of those now myself! :D

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If me mam said I couldn't have something, or is me sister got say so toffees and i didn't, I'd say `thats not fair!' , she'd say `it's not rainning'.

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My fav has to be act your age not your shoe size.

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Aye it's one I still get now at 27yrs old.:D

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What were you thinking of doing when they told you that?

Signing the pledge, and also thinking of stopping smoking?

I went to my mum's for tea yesterday, although I'm loads better, my hand was really shaking badly, so I stuck it in my trouser pocket. Mum said not to do that, as it didn't look 'nice'.:D

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another one when me n me brother were memoing, was " Whisperers Tell Lies" n we did.:D

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Give ya an inch a ya'll tek a mile.
You'll get square eyes watching that.
Little pigs ev big ears.

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Stop crying or I'll give you something to cry for.

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You Cant Weave Without Weft.....????????????????/

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the main thing me mam used to say was NO:D

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Mine to Cashy, mine to.
Then there was this one. If your goin t cry, I'll gi thi summat t cry for.
Or Cry you'll pee less.