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Just following on from the thread on 1st Pint, 1st local.....I wonder how many of you have fond memories of being barred from local hostelries? In my case - and this may seem surprising - my only pub was the so-called Bees Knees. That occaision was back in 1974, when I pebbledashed the gents loos with an eclectric mixture of carrot and keg ale.

The funny thing was, I never went back there until about 5 years ago for a meet up with some of you lot on the Accy Web....and guest what? Some monkey came up to me and told me to get out because my footware was not appropriate (there were one or two others as well)..but did they have my piccy behind the bar after all these years? After all, I'm a good boy, really.

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Barred for crying "huey" in the Derby (as was)? Must have gone upmarket by '74. In the late 60's you could chuck up with complete impunity. Ian would just wipe it down with water and disinfectant, then ask you what you wanted for your next drink. :D

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i must be a little angel .... ive never been barred from a pub or club ...:D:D:D

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Cashy is waiting in the wings....he's preparing a long, long list.

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too many to even remember suppose the funniest was the "Horseshoe" on union rd ossy, one friday night, chucked up in the back room, went n told the landlord n asked fer a mop n bucket, when to my horror he produced a baynot from behind the bar n came charging at me,:D never ran as fast in me life.:D got past palladium n he gave up, so we carried on down union rd cursing him etc, got just before Church station n was roadworks wi the owd Red lanterns marking the hole, kicked em down the hole in temper into about 9" of water, used to be a "Police Substation" just under the bridge across rd, a plod had just left it n heard the racket, needless to say he told me to get down the trench n get the lamps out, was sodden me suit n shoes ruined, but was better than getting done! certainly a friday night to remember, happy days.:D would be about mid/late 60s.

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T mate some i just daren't put in print.:D

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Good job you were running downhill towards Church, and not uphill..otherwise you might not have made it, Still, I suppose they might might have renamed a pub after the incident...just think, we could now be drinking in the Baynot & Cashman, instead of the Tinker and Budget.

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Ace Of Spades club, Whalley, around 1966, Matt Monroe, was singing, Born Free, I Threw up into my mates lap, his brand new suit, he chased me into the loo, I climbed out the window, riped my pants on the way down the drain pipe, wasnt barred but didnt go back for a while. Last time I saw Matt Monroe as well. I think the last artist I saw there was Dennis Lotis.

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Once walked into a pub in Longton only got through the door and was told i was barred
my hair was too long:D

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The "Old House At Home", "Ye Old Black Bull" "Hope And Anchor" and "Station" up union rd were classics, but too long to write up.:D

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Looking forward to hearing those stories in the pub tonight! :D

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remind me, ya got em.:D

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I will, mate, I will! :D

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Got to say, if any of you are ever having a natter with Cashy, ask him to tell you some of his pub banning stories and other escapades from the 60's. He practically had me in tears (of laughter) in the Oak Lea this afternoon. It would be no good him putting them on here - it really is the way he tells 'em. The wheelchair in the Chinese restaurant was a particular classic, Mr C! :D

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well i had something like that at a w.m. c and i was told because i only went in once a week why did i make my self a member he told me that his son was on the dole and he went in tree times a week and i was working so i got hold of my card and cut itup and ive never been in there anymore

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there is actually far worse than them if i bring em to mind.:D daren't post accy commercial on here. pmsl

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how about the cost of a brew cashy ... and i got choccy biccies at the minute ... and you can tell em me then ..

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I've never been barred from anywhere.... I have barred many people though!!:D (and no I have never barred Cashy!!)

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There's time yet! ;)

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Unfortunately not...... I don't work in pubs anymore!:(

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an i can't drink anymore Lolly, so thats us both buggered.:D;)

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who says you have to drink booze to get barred ..

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Experience says, i was never whizzed out sober.:D

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theres always a first time cashy ...:D:D:D

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I suspect it will probably be easier for Cashy to make a list of Hyndburn pubs he's not been barred from....it shouldn't take long to type out both names.

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ya could well have a point.:D

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2? You being generous there arent you tealeaf ... :D:D:D:D:D

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Never been barred myself but have barred plenty when working the doors at nightclubs:D

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I heard something like that mallard, was working in a w. m. c. in Wigan and was in the loo just before going home and the usual suspects were all in, you know the sort, belong to a religion which doesn't believe in working on any day which has a Y in its spelling.:D Well these two were having a right go at one of their mates because he had got himself a job, and there he is apologising:eek:

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Never been banned but was asked for ID at the Willow Mount WMC
Would not have minded but I was drinking Blackcurrant and Lemonade
Plus I was over 18.

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I used to work with Cashy - he told us brilliant stories every dinner time. He would have you laughing so much your sides would hurt.

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I know the feeling well; he regularly has us in stitches at our pre-match refreshment sessions in the Oak Lea! :D

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Bet he was a head the ball when he had a few sherbets as well:D

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Remember being banned from the Blue Delileh in the 60s for sitting too long with a hot Vimpto or coffee. Banned along with guys named John Duffy, Tom and Steve. We used to scrimp on the drinks , but put our money in the jukebox.
Years later and all grown up i revisited the old place on a visit to accrington and Chris called me madam when asking what i wanted. Should i be insulted or pleased?

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pleased chris was a top guy, the Tom i imagine may be Tom Robinson?:) john mated wi him fer a while.

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Got banned from the Dahlia for exactly the same reason...also got banned for snogging with a girl called Christina. Chris was a nice bloke though, and usually forgot about it after a few days. Absolutely top-notch jukebox in there too. I see it's the Blue Lagoon amusement arcade these days. A sad end to a great 60's/70's institution.

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Used to go in the Dalia in the mid seventies became friendly with that lad who ran it, Javani Anapo, originated from Cicily, acquired British citizenship, he's now called John:D

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A phone call this evening just reminded me of a real classic "Blackburn Mecca" they had me photograph in the kiosk fer years after.:D

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I confess to having a short (token) ban from the Cross Guns.

After all, I did ask the landlord for a pint of tapwater and told him who I would be pouring it on.

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You gonna tell us or what?...or is another of those "Cashy Classics" that can't be repeated on a family site. ;) :D

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Was it the official one with the numbers across the bottom cashy:D

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:eek::eek::eek::eek: I shocked and stunned and not a little amazed Margaret, I've always though you were a lady:rolleyes:

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its n oakleigh un that wyn. if ya remind me.:D