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garinda 02-08-2011 18:37

Old wives' tales.
 
There are lots, and lots.

Are any based on fact?

Which ones do you know?

I'll start off.

Picking dandelions, and getting the white sap on your skin, will result in bed wetting.

Eating bread crusts makes your hair curl.

If you hold a buttercup under your chin, and there's a yellow reflection, it means you like butter.

Atarah 02-08-2011 18:57

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Eating carrots makes you see in the dark

steeljack 02-08-2011 19:06

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Two things you'll never see , a dead donkey or a poor farmer

walkinman221 02-08-2011 19:08

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Hard work never killed anyone,it just makes some queer shapes.

garinda 02-08-2011 19:21

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Rubbing a dock leaf on a nettle sting, eases the pain.

Eating fish makes you brainy.

Never swim until an hour has passed since you last ate.

Starve a cold, feed a fever.

garinda 02-08-2011 19:23

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Touching toads gives you warts.

Don't put cut flowers in a sick person's bedroom.

garinda 02-08-2011 19:26

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Get rid of styes by rubbing them with a gold ring.

garinda 02-08-2011 19:27

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If you go outside with wet hair you'll catch a cold.

garinda 02-08-2011 19:32

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If your right ear itches, someone's talking nicely about you.
If it's your left...they aren't.

garinda 02-08-2011 19:39

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Don't tickle a baby's feet, or they'll stutter.

A picture falling off the wall means a death is imminent.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Self-abuse will stunt your growth. (Hazel Blears.)

Predict the sex of a baby by holding a wedding ring on string over the bump. Oval or circular movements mean a girl, straight line swinging predicts the baby will be a boy.

cashman 02-08-2011 20:18

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Dont walk under a ladder. will bring bad luck.

garinda 02-08-2011 20:41

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You can't get pregnant whilst still breast feeding, or whilst on your period.

:dummy2::dummy2:

Margaret Pilkington 02-08-2011 21:34

Re: Old wives' tales.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 923025)
Rubbing a dock leaf on a nettle sting, eases the pain.

Eating fish makes you brainy.

Never swim until an hour has passed since you last ate.

Starve a cold, feed a fever.

Surely the old wives tale is 'Feed a cold and starve a fever' or at least that is what my old gran used to tell me.....and she was definitely an old wife(well widow actually)

garinda 02-08-2011 21:40

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington (Post 923082)
Surely the old wives tale is 'Feed a cold and starve a fever' or at least that is what my old gran used to tell me.....and she was definitely an old wife(well widow actually)

The Claim: Starve a Cold, Feed a Fever - New York Times

Seems it's from Chaucer.

"Fede a cold and starb ob feber" translated as "feed a cold and DIE of fever."

garinda 02-08-2011 21:43

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Good news -- starving is never the correct answer.

Starve a Cold, Feed a Fever? Learn the Facts

http://ohiok.com/img/cowmooos/emotic...ed/fat-pig.gif

:D

Retlaw 02-08-2011 21:49

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Atarah (Post 923015)
Eating carrots makes you see in the dark

That one is not an old wives tale, it was a propoganda release during the last war, jerry could'nt fathom out how British fighter squadrons could pounce on them on moonless nights.
Radar was the new technology, but to fool jerry, it was said that British pilots, fed on a diet heavy in carotin, for some unknown reason it didnt work on germans.
Retlaw.

garinda 02-08-2011 21:51

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Masturbation makes you kind.

garinda 02-08-2011 21:53

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Quote:

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 923096)
Masturbation makes you kind.

Sorry.

Should read blind.

http://www.myemoticons.com/images/people/male/blind.gif

cashman 02-08-2011 21:58

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Quote:

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 923086)
The Claim: Starve a Cold, Feed a Fever - New York Times

Seems it's from Chaucer.

"Fede a cold and starb ob feber" translated as "feed a cold and DIE of fever."

My nan used to say the same as Margarets,:confused: lets be honest what do the yanks know? they aint got no history.:D

garinda 02-08-2011 22:00

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You should rub butter on a bump on the head.

garinda 02-08-2011 22:06

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Eat too much sugar and you'll get worms.


To get rid of a tapeworm you need a lit candle/or a bright torch. When the worm pokes out, attracted by the light, hook it out, but without breaking it. Otherwise another will grow from what's left.

garinda 02-08-2011 22:07

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Biting on a spoon, whilst chopping onions, will prevent you crying.

emamum 03-08-2011 07:58

Re: Old wives' tales.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 923030)
Don't tickle a baby's feet, or they'll stutter.

A picture falling off the wall means a death is imminent.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Self-abuse will stunt your growth. (Hazel Blears.)

Predict the sex of a baby by holding a wedding ring on string over the bump. Oval or circular movements mean a girl, straight line swinging predicts the baby will be a boy.

another pregnancy one some fo my friends are doing atm is weeing on bleach, the colour it turns says what sex the baby is, i havent done it, dont think urine and bleach are a good combination

Quote:

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 923048)
You can't get pregnant whilst still breast feeding, or whilst on your period.

:dummy2::dummy2:

ive got pregnant breastfeeding twice, the second time i was tandem feeding so breastfeeding 2!

jaysay 03-08-2011 08:26

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A watched Kettle never boils

steeljack 03-08-2011 14:37

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Least said , soonest mended

MargaretR 03-08-2011 15:03

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Marry in May and rue the day. (I did)

Retlaw 03-08-2011 16:58

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Let sleeping dogs ly.
Retlaw

walkinman221 03-08-2011 17:28

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Tell the truth and shame the devil

jaysay 03-08-2011 17:41

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Marry in haste repent at leisure

steeljack 03-08-2011 18:00

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apologies to the PC crowd , one of my Grandads. Pound £ notes were/are green because the Jews picked them before they are ripe

garinda 03-08-2011 22:21

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On looking miserable.

'If the wind changes your face will stay like that.'

katex 03-08-2011 22:29

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Quote:

Originally Posted by emamum (Post 923156)

ive got pregnant breastfeeding twice, the second time i was tandem feeding so breastfeeding 2!

Gosh, Ty still feeding that late ... only joking .. best of luck with the next one .. x

Running around a tree naked at midnight can cure warts.

ossy kid 04-08-2011 04:13

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From my granny- re hole in your sock. You'll never trip up while your toes can see.
re a personal error. A chap on a gallopin hos 'll never see it an them as does as nowt to do wi it

garinda 04-08-2011 08:01

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A bird flying into the house foretells of a death.

Sleeping with a bar of soap in the bed prevents cramps.

jaysay 04-08-2011 08:49

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Quote:

Originally Posted by katex (Post 923316)
Gosh, Ty still feeding that late ... only joking .. best of luck with the next one .. x

Running around a tree naked at midnight can cure warts.

:eek::eek:Bet that ones a site for sore eyes Kate:D:D:D you do have warts don't ya;);):D

jaysay 04-08-2011 08:50

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Quote:

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 923358)
A bird flying into the house foretells of a death.

Sleeping with a bar of soap in the bed prevents cramps.

I heard that one G only it was a spud not soap

Margaret Pilkington 04-08-2011 10:21

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Quote:

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 923372)
I heard that one G only it was a spud not soap

I was just going to say that......or a bit of magnet is another old fashioned remedy.

Margaret Pilkington 04-08-2011 10:22

Re: Old wives' tales.
 
Water that you have boiled eggs in will give you warts.

MargaretR 04-08-2011 10:31

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington (Post 923415)
Water that you have boiled eggs in will give you warts.

..and maybe more - my egg supplier doesn't wash the eggs before I get them, and chickens have only one 'exit hole' for everything.

garinda 04-08-2011 11:07

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Blowing up a brown paper bag will cure hiccups.

Retlaw 04-08-2011 11:46

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Tha's med thi bed, now that es to ly in it.
Retlaw.

Neil 04-08-2011 14:22

Re: Old wives' tales.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 923420)
..and maybe more - my egg supplier doesn't wash the eggs before I get them, and chickens have only one 'exit hole' for everything.

You should look into that statement deeper, have about how an egg pops out

How a Hen Lays Her Egg

MargaretR 04-08-2011 14:38

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Neil (Post 923454)
You should look into that statement deeper, have about how an egg pops out

How a Hen Lays Her Egg

That's what I said, diddle I?:D
"Chickens, as well as other birds, have a common opening for reproduction, and for the evacuation of stools and urine". = one exit hole
Interesting link thanks.

garinda 04-08-2011 15:59

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You can't turn a sow's ear into a silk purse.

Sweets and chocolate causes acne.

If cows are lying down in the field it will rain soon.

If your left palm itches money's coming to you, and the reverse if it's your right palm.

You can catch polio from playing in muddy puddles.

Never sweep up after dark, someone will be dead by morning.

Put a penny in your shoe for good luck.

Always put the opening of pillowcases away from the door, to prevent nightmares.

Never whistle near a churchyard.

Margaret Pilkington 04-08-2011 16:03

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another one for itchy palms......if your right palm itches...'rub it on wood, makes it good'

Ears itching:- left for love, right for spite, but changes over at night.

MargaretR 04-08-2011 16:21

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Many a mickle macks a muckle

jaysay 04-08-2011 17:51

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 923479)
Many a mickle macks a muckle

Is that from Harry Potter, err no thats a muggle:D

MargaretR 04-08-2011 18:17

Re: Old wives' tales.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 923502)
Is that from Harry Potter, err no thats a muggle:D

"'Many a mickle makes (or 'maks') a muckle' is a curious Scottish saying of antiquity, although it is also common in the North of England and not entirely unknown elsewhere. It is derived from 'A wheen o' mickles mak's a muckle', and means 'many of one thing make another, larger, thing'. A simple lesson, but one which needs restating; one must always look after the pennies. What are 'mickles' and 'muckles'? Webster 1913 states that each word is essentially a variant of the other, both meaning 'amount'. Arguments arge as to whether 'mickle' is in this case a corruption of 'pickle' (a Scots word for 'little'), and as to whether 'mickle' was once inherently inferior to 'muckle' or merely a variant. Whatever the case, the proliferation of this proverb has ensured that 'muckle' is now widely regarded as being the superior of 'mickle', something which is likely to persist.

So now you know

Retlaw 04-08-2011 19:19

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Neil (Post 923454)
You should look into that statement deeper, have about how an egg pops out

How a Hen Lays Her Egg

Now we know where you came from, secrets out at last, always thought you were found under a gooseberry bush.:D:D:D:D
Retlaw

jaysay 05-08-2011 08:15

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Retlaw (Post 923523)
Now we know where you came from, secrets out at last, always thought you were found under a gooseberry bush.:D:D:D:D
Retlaw

Gooseberry bush don't be daft, a spiky bramble more like it :D:D

mobertol 21-08-2011 11:23

Re: Old wives' tales.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 923509)
"'Many a mickle makes (or 'maks') a muckle' is a curious Scottish saying of antiquity, although it is also common in the North of England and not entirely unknown elsewhere. It is derived from 'A wheen o' mickles mak's a muckle', and means 'many of one thing make another, larger, thing'. A simple lesson, but one which needs restating; one must always look after the pennies. What are 'mickles' and 'muckles'? Webster 1913 states that each word is essentially a variant of the other, both meaning 'amount'. Arguments arge as to whether 'mickle' is in this case a corruption of 'pickle' (a Scots word for 'little'), and as to whether 'mickle' was once inherently inferior to 'muckle' or merely a variant. Whatever the case, the proliferation of this proverb has ensured that 'muckle' is now widely regarded as being the superior of 'mickle', something which is likely to persist.

So now you know

My Nanny always used to say "Count the pennies and the pounds will look after themselves"

See a penny, pick it up, and all day long you'll have good luck!:)

Don't put new shoes on the table -brings a death in the family.

An owl hooting on your roof brings the same....

In England we say "Touchwood", in Italy they say "Toccando il ferro" or "Touch iron"

mobertol 21-08-2011 11:28

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I have a book of these sayings which i use when teaching English, some have equals in Italian and others are completely different, the one i have to avoid is:
A bird in the hand.....

In Italian "Uccello" (bird) is also used to describe a certain part of the male anatomy!!!!

mobertol 21-08-2011 11:33

Re: Old wives' tales.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 923009)
There are lots, and lots.

Are any based on fact?

Which ones do you know?

I'll start off.

Picking dandelions, and getting the white sap on your skin, will result in bed wetting.

Eating bread crusts makes your hair curl.

If you hold a buttercup under your chin, and there's a yellow reflection, it means you like butter.

The dandelion - Dente-de-leon (French) -Dente di leone (Italian) -known colloquially as "Pis-en-lit" both in France and Italy where the leaves are picked young and eaten as a salad. Very bitter with well-known diuretic effect -Pis-en-lit literally means "wet the bed"! There is always some wisdom/ truth in these sayings...

cashman 21-08-2011 12:03

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Quote:

Originally Posted by mobertol (Post 928149)
The dandelion - Dente-de-leon (French) -Dente di leone (Italian) -known colloquially as "Pis-en-lit" both in France and Italy where the leaves are picked young and eaten as a salad. Very bitter with well-known diuretic effect -Pis-en-lit literally means "wet the bed"! There is always some wisdom/ truth in these sayings...

15 pints can have the same effect...or so i was told.:D

mobertol 21-08-2011 12:28

Re: Old wives' tales.
 
With me a large mug of tea has the same effect...

Retlaw 21-08-2011 14:37

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Quote:

Originally Posted by cashman (Post 928151)
15 pints can have the same effect...or so i was told.:D

Thats a gudun fro thee:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Be carefull of that stuff, it has female hormones in it.
After 15 pints tha starts to talk daft & that can't drive.
Retlaw.

walkinman221 21-08-2011 19:31

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Quote:

Originally Posted by cashman (Post 928151)
15 pints can have the same effect...or so i was told.:D

Thats true cashy like the old song goes, 15 pints and wad do you get,you wake up in di mornin and the bed is wet.:D

Eric 22-08-2011 00:37

Re: Old wives' tales.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by walkinman221 (Post 928194)
Thats true cashy like the old song goes, 15 pints and wad do you get,you wake up in di mornin and the bed is wet.:D


... and you're sleeping next to your mother-in-law:eek:;):D

garinda 22-08-2011 00:44

Re: Old wives' tales.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by mobertol (Post 928149)
There is always some wisdom/ truth in these sayings...



Some, not all.

The wind did change, and my face didn't stay like that.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...x7V77LJxywaDNx

:D

jaysay 22-08-2011 08:48

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Eric (Post 928212)
... and you're sleeping next to your mother-in-law:eek:;):D

Even 15 pints would have worked on either of my mother in laws, there was nowhere in the bedroom to park their brushes:D

walkinman221 22-08-2011 09:59

Re: Old wives' tales.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Eric (Post 928212)
... and you're sleeping next to your mother-in-law:eek:;):D

This is lancashire not norfolk, you can tell when you get there all the jumpers on the washing lines have three arms:D:D

Eric 23-08-2011 22:55

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I don't know if anyone else came across this one, but it sure scared the ever lovin' outa me. Whenever I got a bump on my head ... I'm talking about saner days when there were no helmets, knee pads, etc. when all you were doing was going out to play .... and it was often, my gran would put a penny on the bump and place a bandage around it to hold it in place. She told me that if I didn't keep the penny in place my head might burst through the bump:eek: I put all my efforts into keeping that penny over the bump until she took the bandage off.

Imagine if that happened today ... charges would be laid; questions asked in the House; letters written to the Times; threads on AccyWeb:eek::eek:;):D

Eric 23-08-2011 22:57

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Come to think of it, I also put a lot of effort into avoiding getting bumps on my head:D Maybe that was the point:confused:

jaysay 24-08-2011 08:46

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Eric (Post 928592)
I don't know if anyone else came across this one, but it sure scared the ever lovin' outa me. Whenever I got a bump on my head ... I'm talking about saner days when there were no helmets, knee pads, etc. when all you were doing was going out to play .... and it was often, my gran would put a penny on the bump and place a bandage around it to hold it in place. She told me that if I didn't keep the penny in place my head might burst through the bump:eek: I put all my efforts into keeping that penny over the bump until she took the bandage off.

Imagine if that happened today ... charges would be laid; questions asked in the House; letters written to the Times; threads on AccyWeb:eek::eek:;):D

Ya letters from disgusted of Tunbridge Wells:D

jaysay 24-08-2011 08:48

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Eric (Post 928593)
Come to think of it, I also put a lot of effort into avoiding getting bumps on my head:D Maybe that was the point:confused:

Remember my grandma putting butter on a bruise:confused:

mobertol 24-08-2011 15:40

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Some girls at our school swore that putting toothpaste on lovebites made them fade faster...:eek:

garinda 24-08-2011 17:53

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Putting a rose thorn under your pillow will make your dreams come true.

Just make sure you don't have nightmares, the night you try this.

:D

jaysay 24-08-2011 18:27

Re: Old wives' tales.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by mobertol (Post 928657)
Some girls at our school swore that putting toothpaste on lovebites made them fade faster...:eek:

Na it just covered um up:D

mobertol 26-08-2011 14:27

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Does this one count? "If you step on a nick, you'll marry a brick and a beetle will come to your wedding":eek:

mobertol 26-08-2011 14:38

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Monday's child is fair of face;
Tuesday's child is full of grace;
Wednesday's child is full of woe;
Thursday's child has far to go;
Friday's child is loving and giving;
Saturday's child works hard for a living.
But the child that is born on the Sabbath day
is fair and wise, good and gay.

I'm Thursdays child and I have gone far from home - are these true for you?
My sister is Wed. but was always the bright and bubbly one of the family....

cashman 26-08-2011 16:03

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Quote:

Originally Posted by mobertol (Post 929078)
Monday's child is fair of face;
Tuesday's child is full of grace;
Wednesday's child is full of woe;
Thursday's child has far to go;
Friday's child is loving and giving;
Saturday's child works hard for a living.
But the child that is born on the Sabbath day
is fair and wise, good and gay.

I'm Thursdays child and I have gone far from home - are these true for you?
My sister is Wed. but was always the bright and bubbly one of the family....

cannot remember what day i was born, in fact its hard work remembering the year these days.:D

garinda 26-08-2011 16:30

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Quote:

Originally Posted by mobertol (Post 929078)
Monday's child is fair of face;
Tuesday's child is full of grace;
Wednesday's child is full of woe;
Thursday's child has far to go;
Friday's child is loving and giving;
Saturday's child works hard for a living.
But the child that is born on the Sabbath day
is fair and wise, good and gay.

I'm Thursdays child and I have gone far from home - are these true for you?
My sister is Wed. but was always the bright and bubbly one of the family....

I bet Jews and Muslims find that hard to fathom.

:rolleyes:

Bernard Dawson 26-08-2011 17:26

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Quote:

Originally Posted by mobertol (Post 929078)
Monday's child is fair of face;
Tuesday's child is full of grace;
Wednesday's child is full of woe;
Thursday's child has far to go;
Friday's child is loving and giving;
Saturday's child works hard for a living.
But the child that is born on the Sabbath day
is fair and wise, good and gay.

I'm Thursdays child and I have gone far from home - are these true for you?
My sister is Wed. but was always the bright and bubbly one of the family....

Never even thought about what day I was born until I saw your post. It turns out it was on a Friday. Might go out for a pint tonight to celebrate.

jaysay 26-08-2011 17:41

Re: Old wives' tales.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by mobertol (Post 929076)
Does this one count? "If you step on a nick, you'll marry a brick and a beetle will come to your wedding":eek:

I remember it as marry a stick mobertol

jaysay 26-08-2011 17:43

Re: Old wives' tales.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bernard Dawson (Post 929133)
Never even thought about what day I was born until I saw your post. It turns out it was on a Friday. Might go out for a pint tonight to celebrate.

Me neither Bernard, how do ya find out, to me its a 7 to 1 shot:rolleyes:

MargaretR 26-08-2011 17:46

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Quote:

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 929139)
Me neither Bernard, how do ya find out, to me its a 7 to 1 shot:rolleyes:

You can find out here
What Weekday Was I Born on?,Ask Jeeves

DaveinGermany 26-08-2011 18:16

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Friday, yeah that's me. ;) :D

jaysay 26-08-2011 18:22

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 929141)

Thanks Margaret, looks like I should be celebrating with Bernard I was born on a Friday too:D

Retlaw 26-08-2011 19:07

Re: Old wives' tales.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by mobertol (Post 929078)
Monday's child is fair of face;
Tuesday's child is full of grace;
Wednesday's child is full of woe;
Thursday's child has far to go;
Friday's child is loving and giving;
Saturday's child works hard for a living.
But the child that is born on the Sabbath day
is fair and wise, good and gay.

I'm Thursdays child and I have gone far from home - are these true for you?
My sister is Wed. but was always the bright and bubbly one of the family....

Right load of Bull, if a child was born around midnight on a Sunday, and the time wasn't recorded to the exact second, then it could be a Sunday, or a Monday child, and who could prove which was which.
Same with Cesarian births, left to nature they could be a diiferent day of the week.
Retlaw.

mobertol 28-08-2011 09:25

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I suppose it is really -my sister actually had twins who were born on different days -one just before midnight and the other a bit after....
It's like horoscopes though -a lot of people like to read them and generally believe them if they are good!

garinda 28-08-2011 09:35

Re: Old wives' tales.
 
If you stare directly at the sun, you'll damage your eyes.

garinda 28-08-2011 09:37

Re: Old wives' tales.
 
When you move to a new home, rubbing butter on a cat's paws will stop it wandering back to your old house.

cashman 28-08-2011 09:43

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Quote:

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 929621)
When you move to a new home, rubbing butter on a cat's paws will stop it wandering back to your old house.

Nitric Acid has the same effect.:D

jaysay 28-08-2011 10:30

Re: Old wives' tales.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 929619)
If you stare directly at the sun, you'll damage your eyes.

Another one in that vane "you should always rub your eyes with your elbow":rolleyes:

jaysay 28-08-2011 10:33

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A mate of mine always used to tell barmaids they should rub the chest with Vic if they had a cough um
















My mates name was Vic:rolleyes::D

mobertol 28-08-2011 13:03

Re: Old wives' tales.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 929621)
When you move to a new home, rubbing butter on a cat's paws will stop it wandering back to your old house.

Will put this one to the test on my 3 cats whenever we next move house!

mobertol 29-08-2011 15:23

Re: Old wives' tales.
 
If the oak comes out before the ash -the world will get a splash,
if the ash comes out before the oak -the world will get a soak!

Red sky at night, shepherd's delight,
red sky in't mornin' shepherd's warning.

Margaret Pilkington 29-08-2011 15:29

Re: Old wives' tales.
 
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Originally Posted by mobertol (Post 929676)
Will put this one to the test on my 3 cats whenever we next move house!

This is so that the cats spend their time licking the butter off rather than trying to get back to their old home..
Not sure it will work!

mobertol 30-08-2011 13:58

Re: Old wives' tales.
 
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence....

mobertol 30-08-2011 14:02

Re: Old wives' tales.
 
My Nanny always used to tell me that if i ate up my crusts (of bread) it would make my hair curl!

mobertol 30-08-2011 14:11

Re: Old wives' tales.
 
One for sorrow
Two for joy
Three for a letter
Four for a boy.
Five for silver
Six for gold
Seven for a secret, never to be told

I don't know if this is just because it was the theme tune to a 70's kids programme but i always thought this was for counting Magpies....

mobertol 30-08-2011 14:13

Re: Old wives' tales.
 
Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue.....

mobertol 01-09-2011 07:19

Re: Old wives' tales.
 
Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise!

jaysay 01-09-2011 08:47

Re: Old wives' tales.
 
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Originally Posted by mobertol (Post 930303)
Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise!

That's a complete load of bullshine Mi healths crap I'm skint the only thing which rings true is the wise bit, but that's only because I attended (with cashy) the University of life:D

mobertol 02-09-2011 13:44

Re: Old wives' tales.
 
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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 930325)
That's a complete load of bullshine Mi healths crap I'm skint the only thing which rings true is the wise bit, but that's only because I attended (with cashy) the University of life:D

As they say Jay, 2 out of 3 ain't bad, as you share your "pearls" of wisdom -that is wealth indeed!;)

mobertol 02-09-2011 13:46

Re: Old wives' tales.
 
"If you want something saying, ask a man.
If you want something doing, ask a woman." (Margaret Thatcher - can we consider her an old wife?)

garinda 02-09-2011 15:50

Re: Old wives' tales.
 
Rub butter on a bump on the head.

Put steak on a black eye.

Rinsing your hair with urine will give your mane a healthy shine.

(These three could be connected, after someone got thumped for taking the pee.)

:D


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