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Barrie Yates 18-09-2010 14:29

Wrong Section?
 
Couldnt be sure which section to put these in - please forgive me if you think they should be elsewhere:)

Computer problem in Florida / True story







Technical Support, how can I help you?







FEMALE CALLER: 'Last night my computer started making a lot of hissing noises at me so I shut it down. This morning when I turned it on the computer started hissing and cracking, then started smoking and a bad smell, then nothing'.







TECH SUPPORT: 'I will have a technician come over first thing this morning.
Leave the computer just like it is, so they can find the problem and fix it, or change it out with another computer. Give me your address; phone number and the technician will be there just as soon as he can'.








When the technician got there, the lady showed him where the computer was,
said what happened to it, ... this is what the technician found wrong.







Take a look at the pictures... YOU WON'T BELIEVE YOUR EYES ...





And you thought YOU had computer problems!!!




















http://f295.mail.yahoo.com/ya/downlo...=Sent&inline=1









http://f295.mail.yahoo.com/ya/downlo...=Sent&inline=1














http://f295.mail.yahoo.com/ya/downlo...=Sent&inline=1














http://f295.mail.yahoo.com/ya/downlo...=Sent&inline=1









The technician told her: ... 'It must have been after the mouse!'
... The woman didn't think it was very funny at all!





__________________________________________________ ____________







Computer Repair







Caller : Hi, our printer is not working.
Customer Service: What is wrong with it?
Caller
:
Mouse is jammed.
Customer Service
: Mouse? ... Printers don't have a mouse!!!





Caller: Mmmmm??..Ohreally? ... I will senda picture.













http://f295.mail.yahoo.com/ya/downlo...=Sent&inline=1

jaysay 18-09-2010 14:34

Re: Wrong Section?
 
Pictures aren't showing Barrie, just little boxes with red crosses in them

Barrie Yates 18-09-2010 14:37

Re: Wrong Section?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 846164)
Pictures aren't showing Barrie, just little boxes with red crosses in them

Aw shoot!!!!!! They show up on mine OK. Can someone telle me how to post the pics, I received them by email

Retlaw 18-09-2010 15:18

Re: Wrong Section?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 846164)
Pictures aren't showing Barrie, just little boxes with red crosses in them

Try This John
urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl-snake-pc.htm

Retlaw


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