Football Jokes thread
 

The seasons about to start so as this is the football thread why don't we put our best football rleated jokes on here. :D

Preston and Burnley were appearing in the Cup Final (its a joke go with it) together. 3 school pals decided to go down to the match together, staying overnight. One was a Preston supporter, one a Burnley supporter, and the other a Premier League referee.

They decided to stay at a country inn outside the big smoke, but when they arrived there, the innkeeper told them he only had 2 beds free, one of them would have to sleep in the barn.
"That’s OK", said the Preston supporter, "I’ll sleep in the barn." So off he went.

A few moments later there was a knock at the inn door. The innkeeper opened the door to see the Preston supporter who explained that he was unable to sleep in the barn as there was a pig in there, and he could not sleep with a pig.

"That’s OK," said the ref., "I’ll sleep there."
So off he went. A few moments later there was a knock at the inn door. The innkeeper opened the door to see the referee there, who explained that he was unable to sleep in the barn as there was a cow in there, and he could not sleep with a cow.

"That’s OK," said the Burnley supporter, "I’ll sleep there." So off he went. A few moments later there was a knock at the inn door.

The innkeeper opened the door to see a cow and a pig stood there...