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Royboy39 19-09-2008 17:47

Now....a bit of sense at Burnley FC
 
Here's a novel idea,,,,,,,,,,,Why did I not think of that?.....Years ago. :mosher:

Burnley FC to hand out Clarets condoms to supporters (From Lancashire Telegraph)

shakermaker 19-09-2008 17:51

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Lol, gradual eradication of Dingles. Love it :D

jaysay 20-09-2008 10:10

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Originally Posted by shakermaker (Post 632676)
Lol, gradual eradication of Dingles. Love it :D

Na shaker they'll be wearing um as rain hats, and covers for the sixth finger:D

cmonstanley 20-09-2008 10:15

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:D:D:D i like it:D






:theband:jumpin jack flash its a gas gas gas

cashman 20-09-2008 10:24

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Very Hypocritical!! how can there be such a thing as safe sex with a dingle?:rolleyes:

jaysay 20-09-2008 13:54

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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 632926)
Very Hypocritical!! how can there be such a thing as safe sex with a dingle?:rolleyes:

:rofl38::rofl38::rofl38::rofl38::rofl38:

Lilly 20-09-2008 15:43

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I wouldn't want to go near anyone wearing one of those! :eek:

cashman 20-09-2008 17:50

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Originally Posted by Lilly (Post 633037)
I wouldn't want to go near anyone wearing one of those! :eek:

know what ya mean Lilly- its like washing yer feet wi yer socks on.:D:D:D:D;)

jaysay 21-09-2008 10:21

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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 633120)
know what ya mean Lilly- its like washing yer feet wi yer socks on.:D:D:D:D;)

Or chewing a toffee with the paper on:D:rolleyes:

jaysay 22-09-2008 16:34

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There was a bit bout this in the morning paper this today, they were interviewing a dingle who said it was a good idea, he said "what could be better wearing a Claret condom, its Claret and screw" priseless:D

lancsdave 22-09-2008 19:08

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Don't let it worry you all, apparently they are going to make blue and white ones soon, and just to make them easier for you to use they will come complete with hand grips :)

Royboy39 22-09-2008 22:00

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Originally Posted by lancsdave (Post 633730)
Don't let it worry you all, apparently they are going to make blue and white ones soon, and just to make them easier for you to use they will come complete with hand grips :)

That should be interesting..........draw us a Dingle Doodle. :p:)

jaysay 23-09-2008 16:47

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Originally Posted by lancsdave (Post 633730)
Don't let it worry you all, apparently they are going to make blue and white ones soon, and just to make them easier for you to use they will come complete with hand grips :)

Na dave blue and white ones, its funny really how the dingles keep coming up with all these gimicks, claret johnies, blimps that go bump in the night, men on stilts, red devils dropping in with the ball, most football clubs concentrate on footy on match days, but I suppose they have to think of things to keep the knuckle draggers happy:D or they'll be smashing the town up before the match as well as after:D:tongueout:tongueout

emamum 23-09-2008 17:53

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i like this quote

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Gareth Beck, young men's sexual health and risk taking behaviour worker, said: "The Condom Collective aims to remove barriers and maximise opportunities for young people to access appropriate services,
Is a condom not a barrier?

lancsdave 23-09-2008 18:31

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 633988)
Na dave blue and white ones, its funny really how the dingles keep coming up with all these gimicks, claret johnies, blimps that go bump in the night, men on stilts, red devils dropping in with the ball, most football clubs concentrate on footy on match days, but I suppose they have to think of things to keep the knuckle draggers happy:D or they'll be smashing the town up before the match as well as after:D:tongueout:tongueout


I don't think it was our initiative. Mind you we do need to come up with gimmicks as we can't afford to buy league titles ;)

Royboy39 23-09-2008 19:22

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Originally Posted by lancsdave (Post 634045)
I don't think it was our initiative. Mind you we do need to come up with gimmicks as we can't afford to buy league titles ;)

Who the hell in their right mind will invest in Burnley? :rolleyes:

lancsdave 23-09-2008 19:26

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Originally Posted by Royboy39 (Post 634076)
Who the hell in their right mind will invest in Burnley? :rolleyes:


You never know in this day and age, if it happens it happens, if it doesn't it doesn't. Either way I will remain loyal and not jump ship to support some spanish club :D

Reamer 24-09-2008 07:50

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lancsdave said
'Mind you we do need to come up with gimmicks as we can't afford to buy league titles'


Buying league titles is something the dingle hierarchy would obviously like to emulate since they're touting the club around the middle east for a buyer

lancsdave 24-09-2008 08:05

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Originally Posted by Reamer (Post 634240)
lancsdave said
'Mind you we do need to come up with gimmicks as we can't afford to buy league titles'


Buying league titles is something the dingle hierarchy would obviously like to emulate since they're touting the club around the middle east for a buyer


Like I said if it happens it happens, only stuff that has already happened is fact

I seem to recall Eric saying Stanley are for sale at the right price ( as is every club ) , maybe the next bought title may be closer to Accy than you think ;)

jaysay 24-09-2008 10:46

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Originally Posted by lancsdave (Post 634242)
Like I said if it happens it happens, only stuff that has already happened is fact

I seem to recall Eric saying Stanley are for sale at the right price ( as is every club ) , maybe the next bought title may be closer to Accy than you think ;)

Money don't buy titles dave ask Leeds, Newcastle, Liverpool, Spurs, Aston Villa, Money is only a tool used in building a team capable of winning things, but there is more to it than that. The fact that Rovers won the prem in 1995 and the league cup in 2002, as down to Jack Walker an two good managers. The differene between what is happening at clubs like Chelski, City, Liverpool, and Rovers was the Jack Walker was a lifetime Rovers fan who stood on the Blackburn End at Ewood as a school boy, then decided to put is financial back into the club. Unfortunately the Green Eyed yellow monsters down the 65 can't cope with it. When you think of it the Claret's anthem "No Nay Never" is rather futile these days, because they won't be playing Rovers no never no more, because of their own inability to compete with with use:tongueout:tongueout:tongueout

Royboy39 28-09-2008 21:23

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Latest...........3000 were given away.
Watch Ebay collectables next week.

Burnley FC condom giveaway 'a success' (From Lancashire Telegraph)

lancsdave 28-09-2008 21:42

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Durexpect us to beleive what the telegraph says ;)

Royboy39 28-09-2008 21:46

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Originally Posted by lancsdave (Post 635995)
Durexpect us to beleive what the telegraph says ;)

Not a lot.....but I still think I'ts funny.....pity they are not sugar coated....the figure would have been double....and I bet there is one or two hanging up at Christmas?

lancsdave 28-09-2008 21:48

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Originally Posted by Royboy39 (Post 635998)
and I bet there is one or two hanging up at Christmas?

As long as nobody is hoping for Santa to leave any points in them, we don't get points from Christmas onwards :D

cashman 28-09-2008 22:32

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Originally Posted by lancsdave (Post 636001)
As long as nobody is hoping for Santa to leave any points in them, we don't get points from Christmas onwards :D

keep the faith dave, you Dingles are doin ok, i fully expect em to be top 10 this season.:)


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