Originally Posted by Mancie (Post 705547)

whats up Bagpuss

Originally Posted by Bagpuss (Post 705601)

I suddenly feel like a drink,
Anyone else want to go 4-1:D

Originally Posted by Bagpuss (Post 706799)

No comment so don't bother.

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 706834)

Bagpuss you've got hiccups:D

Originally Posted by yerself (Post 706922)

Benitez sent scouts out around the world looking for a new striker to replace Michael Owen who had gone to Newcastle.

One of the scouts informs him of a young Iraqi striker who he thinks will turn out to be a true superstar. The Liverpool manager flies to Baghdad to watch him and is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over to Anfield.

Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down with only 20 minutes left. The manager gives the young Iraqi striker the nod and on the field he goes. The lad is a sensation, scores 5 in 20 minutes and wins the game for Liverpool. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star.

When the lad comes off the pitch, he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in English football. "Hello mum, guess what?" he says. "I played for 20 minutes today, we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won.

Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me".

"Wonderful," says his mum. "Let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street, your sister and I were ambushed and beaten and your brother has joined a gang of looters while you were having a great time!"

With this news, the young lad is very upset. "What can I say mum, except I'm so sorry".

"Sorry!" exclaims his mum. "It's your fault we all moved to Liverpool in the first ****ing place!"

Originally Posted by Bagpuss

It's time you got some new material yerself, you're just editing old jokes.

Originally Posted by yerself (Post 706981)

Good fun though.

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 707191)

You have to be very careful when your team as been at the top for so long, because things have an habit and coming back and biting you on the bum, ask Bagpuss, the Pool were at the top when United were floundering about for 26 years:rolleyes:

Originally Posted by Mancie (Post 710894)

A liverpool fan walks past a shop and sees a video ..Liverpool - The Glory Years... he goes into the shop and asks how much. "£100" says the shopkeeper.
"That's a bit steep, how come it's so dear ??"
"Well its a tenner for the video and £90 for the Betamax recorder!! ;)