Fergie’s Failings XI
 

Amongst all the highlights of his 18 year stint its only fit that we remember the shockers.

Massimo ‘Mistake’ Taibi – famed for when he did the exact opposite of ‘open your eyes, close your legs.’

Jordi Cruyff – If the inheritance of talent strain continues, Jordi’s son will be lucky if he can walk straight.

David May – Forever known as the stranger that seems to appear in all the celebration pictures.

Mark Bosnich – Conflicted with everything at Man U such as diets, good form, and United soft drink sponsors Pepsi – as well all know he prefers Coke.

Andy Goram – after two disastrous goalkeeper signings Fergie decided to go for a keeper that was almost the size of the goal. Disaster number three.

Laurent Blanc – After failing to get Pele, Bobby Charlton or Sir Bobby Moore into a United shirt for season 2001/02, Fergie decided to go for another ancient hero.

Diego Forlan – Couldn’t score in a brothel. Funny, because he looks like he could work in one.

Juan Sebastian Veron – Looked like Ali G if you took away the hat, glasses and the fact that Ali G wasn’t totally crap at football.

Quinton Fortune - With a name like Quinton where else could he play.

Teddy Sheringham - Old leg Irons himself, scored more goals for England then he did for scum still legend at Old Trafford.

Phil Neville - Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Garys Brother Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

Re: Fergie’s Failings XI
 

i think phil nevill and teddy sheringham are very good players also david may wasn't the worst signing ever made


Why are we talking about Fergies failings when we could easily take into account some of the players that have graced ewood park!!!! grabbi for starters

Re: Fergie’s Failings XI
 

Steven its a joke against Man utd..........................doh:)

Re: Fergie’s Failings XI
 

But you cant beat graeme souness for mistakes!

He signed a guy claiming to be george weah's brother and just as good. he played him in the next match and he was bloody awful and got subbed off afte 10 minutes. NEVER PLAYED FOR ANY CLUB AGAIN!