Toonarmy Disaster
 

Aid organisations have launched urgent appeals for donations to help victims of the Toonarmy disaster after more than 50,000 Newcastle fans were left devastated by their side’s inability to kick a ball against Yeading.
Manager Graeme Souness has made a plea to use the money to tackle major disaster areas such as Titus Bramble and Andy O’Brien, whilst Kieran Dyer is desperately in need of some new clothes to fill his new two-acre walk in wardrobe and Jermaine Jeanus needs new Diamond earrings.
A spokesperson for the appeal stressed that, “just £1 can buy a new dummy for Craig Bellamy, while £10 can buy Alan Shearer a new pair of slippers and matching blanket.
An new Oxo Cube will be introduced early next year in tribute to newcastle.
It will be called "Laughing Stock".

Re: Toonarmy Disaster
 

They were really bad when I saw them on TV looks like Souness may have a relegation fight on his hands. :)

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Looks like what ever he touchs falls apart but he should be able to give them a good cup run, thats all he did at Liverpool except for selling all the players.

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For the person who took off a karma point with the remarks very bad taste have the balls to own up or is it that your mind is so small that you find a football joke equal to a major disaster. I personaly hope you have given to the chariatable funds that have been set up for the victims. I am also asuming probably wrongly that you do know the difference between Toonarmy and tsunami.

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Will agree with you BAZF.Want a liquidator for a football club then get Souness in.He will pull the club right down.Liverpool.Blackburn now Newcastle.He could not manage a p**s up in a brewery

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Not bothered about my karma points i could imagine when i next log on who will take them off me.Not mentioning no names though.People do not like it

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Looks like de ja vu to m.Every club souness starts with, well he takes them down.Poor Newcastle, who will be next? And Bellamy going to Celtic, well that must really stick in Souness' crack