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Fergie Adopts Rooney

http://www.laughfc.co.uk/zimages/rooneyshrek.jpeg Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson has announced that he has officially adopted wunderkid Wayne Rooney claiming: “It’s what we do with all our 18 year-old, £30m signings.”

“After all it’s me that will be ironing his little shorts every morning; if he hurts his leg it’ll be me that kisses it better; and it will be me that protects him from all the bad influences on his football development such as Phil Neville and Eric Djemba-Djemba.”

Heskey and Rooney Attend Premiere

http://www.laughfc.co.uk/zimages/heskey_rooney.jpeg

Re: Fergie Adopts Rooney

very witty bazf. Do you know if the mobile phone has been returned to owner yet???? LOL

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When I saw that picture it was RVN not Hesky.

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It appears that it wasnt a cell phone but a MARS bar.:)

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are you sure it wasnt a mobile? bazf would you be putting that picture up of shrek as rooney if rooney played on your team! lol! funny picture though!