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Bazf 07-02-2005 16:21

Bug hits Scum
 
Manchester United have, once again, been hit by the mysterious illness known as Internationalitis, ruling out their entire squad for any international game during the space of the next week.

The disease, that has baffled many a doctor, international manager and United player, can only be detected by Dr Alex Ferguson around International friendly week and includes symptoms so bad that the player is crippled from Monday to Thursday, before making a miraculous recovery for training on Friday and an unaffected 90 mins on Saturday.

Dr Alex announced the list of players that have been hit by the bug this week, that, coincidently, included the expected eleven players, plus five subs, that are expected to play Man City next week.
Bookmakers have surprisingly not offered any odds on all of them being fit.

mthead 07-02-2005 17:39

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very good bazf dont think we will be the only team holding back players though.Arsenal and Chelsea will probably do the same.But wait a minuite us three still have chance of winning things this year......LOL.

rockrabbit 07-02-2005 19:20

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just been on the news six defenders have now pulled out including john terry and wayne bridge and you havent a chance of the title after we stuff you again at the weekend we are the only team to take 4 points off chelsea so its only right we take 4 off you

Cafu01 07-02-2005 22:25

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Chelsea will win all 3 English competitions, i dont think they will win the champions league

Cafu01 07-02-2005 22:26

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quality post bazf - your full of all these amusing football threads, good on you pal

mthead 09-02-2005 11:33

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we will see. Utd on a roll at moment,in real form. well done City for taking a point off Chelsea.fingers crossed united win on sunday,and everton do us a favour as well.Cant wait for the Milan game

Cafu01 09-02-2005 14:25

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This is where the football becomes more exciting as we enter the final stages of the season


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