Accrington Web - Football Roles

Having picked a fight with everyone he possibly could have, Jose Mourinho has stunned the football world by taking-the-peace ambassador role in Israel, triggering me to compose a list of football’s most unsuitable roles…

Geography Teacher – Robbie Savage

Vice Squad - Paul Dickov

Making Friends and Influencing People Lecturer – Craig Bellamy

Holiday Rep – Titus Bramble

Surveillance Expert – Arsene Wenger

Face of Biactol– Luke Chadwick

Weight Watchers Instructor – Diego Maradona

Anti-Racism Ambassador – Ron Atkinson

Road Safety Patron – Jermaine Pennant

Bank Manager – Peter Risdale

Irish Historian – Clinton Morrison

Ministry of Defence Specialist – Pascal Cygan

Disabled Rights Activist – Glenn Hoddle

Michael Jackson Defence Witness – Graham Rix

Bollywood Publicist – Lee Bowyer

Speech Therapist - Alan Shearer

Wales Manager - John Toshack