Ferrari Pit Crew
 

The Ferrari Formula 1 Team sacked its entire pit crew yesterday. The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the UK Government's Youth Opportunity Scheme and employ people from Liverpool.

The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Liverpool area were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds, even with millions of Euros worth of high tech equipment.

Prime Minister Tony Blair went on record as saying this was a bold move by the Ferrari management, which demonstrated the international recognition of the UK under New Labour.

As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari now have the advantage over every team.

However, Ferrari may have got more than they bargained for.

At the crew's first practice session, the Liverpool pit crew successfully changed the tyres in under 6 seconds.

But, within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged, and sold the vehicle to the McLaren Team for a dozen bottles of Stella, a kilo of cannabis and some photos of Coulthard's bird in the shower.

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tut terrible just terrible ;) lol

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Dont suppose you know where i can find these pictures of coulthards missus in the shower? Heard it before but still makes me chuckle.

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prime minister tony blair?

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Very old and not actually true as it takes a pit crew around 3 seconds to change a wheel.

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its a JOKE you spoon ;)


shaz wanders off shaking her head

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Lmao it was a joke trust you Aleks!

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i think he knew it was a joke but had to be pedantic anyway

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Nobody calls my beloved ferrari team lol

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Lmao !!!!...