Miss Accy Stanley Fit bird competition
 

Now I know that it aint politically correct in this day and age but....... I reckon we should hold a competition to choose a Miss Accy Stanley.

evening dress
the obligational swimsuit
Q&A on ASFC


the winner must be a fan of the club, must be fit and would get her mug on all ASFC promotional literature, I am thinking along the lines of when the kit is released. The pictures that Morecambe (who have just signed Craig Stanley btw) put out every year look a hell of a lot more glamourous than our Paul Mullin piccies (sorry Paul no disrespect but you'll never make page 3).

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your too late rob

i put this to the club months ago.. before end of last season and they said they will do it.... didnt go down too well with certain female accy fans though :)

it was all talked about on here.. i think we even had a vote.

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Ah please, not this again! How tacky would it be - and you can talk for yourself Macca when you say Mully doesn't look glamourous enough, looks fine to me :)

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I'm all for this idea. After all, we've had 30 years of this feminist malarkey and what good has it done? Nowt is the simple answer, for both men & women. However, women may have finally come to their senses. I read that courses for pole dancing and lap dancing are now double and triple overbooked; they're queuing round the block!

Anyway, if it goes ahead, my nomination for Miss Accy Stanley 2006 is Garinda.

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Seconded! haha :)

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PMSL!!! i thought she was doing that anyway:rolleyes::D

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My vote goes for Jase, looks great in a dress :D

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i will probably really upset some people, especially the PC brigade, but IMHO a womans' upper body looks really really good in the England shirt. I almost prefer it to a bikini. I just think that it would look as good in a stanley shirt and would shift more e-commercially.

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A wet England shirt.


Sorry.......... :)

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damp at least :eek:

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Are you going to be photographing this event Mr K? ;)

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Daft question of the week award goes to Alvin:)

In all seriousness though.. the club did say they thought it was a good idea when raised last year.... I wonder if they ahve changed there minds?

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Why don't you make it politically correct by holding a Mr Accrington Stanley contest at the same time. That way the women can't complain because they're being treated equally to the men and the men can't complain because they're getting to see women in wet t-shirts!

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Anything for you Gayle.... Will you be wearing the red or the white england top ? :)

oooooooooooer

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Do you want me to take some pics as well Kipax, might be better with a back up for chance your camera gets wet :) :) :)

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If you enter KIPAX then I might do too!

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Eee I dunno... One mention of Gayle in a wet England shirt and there queing to take pictures :)

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Yes, to throw wet sponges at me. :D

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i believe it's a horrible idea, how degrading is it to women. it's just another way for men to see women as an object and not as a real person!

Shame on all who thinks it is a good idea!!!

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Well if you object so strongly you should take some action! You could always burn your bra at one of the matches ;)

I vote for Macca ..... with t*ts like those !! :D Kipax's aren't bad either!

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i think i will have to come down and burn my bra. it would be fun having a competition in not putting people in swimsuits whats that got to do with football, and another point i bet there aren't alot of men in accrington who would walk round the ground in swinshorts,do you!

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Listen if every woman thought the gate put a quid in a bucket towards the clubs fund raising I’d walk the full circumference of the pitch dressed in your swimsuit.

You are entitled to your opinion and have the right to express it; many on here will support you in that. But I like the idea and would encourage anyone wishing to do so to do it. It is at the end of the day personal choice and even you don’t have the right to prevent those of your kin expressing themselves. I would draw the line at anything that was demeaning in the greater sense, but see no reason why women of a minimum age shouldn’t participate should they wish to.

Welcome to you. Enjoy.

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Women wont be forced to enter. No one will be forced to watch... Its a big world. room for all of us without someone telling us we should be ashamed.

Oh yeagh... Hiya K........ :)

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Good God woman. Get a grip of yourself. :D You can't suggest that a grown man should get is baps out on the world wide web. :o Think of the lads, they would be Scared for life. :)

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:rolleyes: OMG! Now look what you've started! Doug offering his services in a swimsuit!! I'll put a tenner in a bucket if you promise to stay covered up!! ;)

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...and no maximum age?

You are so chivalrous.:D

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In the nether region ........... yes definately !! :rofl38:

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Yes Rindy no maximum age limit so you will be fine. you can keep your hat on if you like...:D :D :D

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:eek: You Bitch, you said you wouldn't tell anyone....:D :D :D

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what about a male and a female calender?


Come on all you bap showing folk lets get arty Kipax to give his lens a rub down (ho hum) and flash his err.... flash at the err... flashers. All proceeds to the Eric Whalley buy a new roof pornography fund.

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christ you lot waffle on a bit where are the pictures the pictures please.:D