Where's the Physical Violence ?
 

Research has established that the average pub conversation follows a strict format:

1. Flat statement
2. Flat contradiction
3. Personal abuse
4. Physical violence

Spooky how closely most threads here follow the first 3 stages :)
Hopefully you don't do stage 4 when you meet at the game !

My hopes for the coming season:

Ossyclogger does become an Ultra
Maccawozzagod does become chairman of the OSC
Walter's "insert icon" button breaks
Sweetness and light breaks out on the board

.... and Stanley go marching on !