Twiss
 

Thats all I am saying... Twiss

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I think you need to go to bed earlier :D

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could it be about michael twiss of morecambe the striker who is out of contract at the end of the season, he has got 10 goals so far this season. As he would go on a free at the end of the season he would not cost much to buy in january.

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Suprised Twiss hasn't made it further up the ladder. I went to the Stanley v Morecambe ( don't let Doug find out ) and Twiss stood out a mile.

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Could be very very good if coley can get him to perform for a full 90 instead of sulking when he doesn't get the ball and becoming lazy..

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Always makes me smile when he's still referred to as 'Manchester United starlet Twiss' - anyways we couldn;t afford his hairdressing bills :)

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I heard Barrow were after him.

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I thought they only in the market for wrestlers, boxers and hooligans. :eek:

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All that and over rated footballers.;)

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If true, this could be a good deal for us, theres no doubting his scoring ability.

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He would be in my team, come on Kipax, what do you know??

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A guy in the bar before today's game seemed to think it was for definite.

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We could do with defenders before strikers. Scoring goals isn't the problem, but keeping them out is. I wonder if Perkins and Blackburn would come too? :D

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you wont get TWISSY or BLACKY,they are staying where they are,anyway MORECAMBE will be swapping places with accy.you are heading for relegation and we are going up :Banane10:
why do you want to relocate your ground? (if you can call it a ground)
oh you need something smaller now dont you:D

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swapping places dream on,you will be conference bound next season.

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According to the Morecambe website Blacky's contract is up in the summer and Perkins was transfer listed in August at his own request.

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Considering you can't sign players due to wage constraints, what makes you so sure that you can afford Michael?

I've heard this rumour from some of my work colleagues in Blackburn and they seem more concerned that John might be on his way if things don't improve.

If you can't compete in the wages stakes then gates of under 1400 will not help. It's of no great suprise that you are looking into the possibility of a groung move. Sounds like a very logical way of improving your finances?

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Nice to know they're still winding you up. ;)

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Why would we be looking at conference players? This is what happens to the sunderlands and Watfords of this world, you get promoted and then look at the championship for your players. If you look around I am sure John will find good players without having to drop our standards to the next level down. Twiss is a conference player if he was any better don't you think that a better club would have already signed him, the same way they did with Roberts and Craney? Morcombe arn't even in the playoff places, lets look at some of the players looking for games or go for loan players from better divisions.

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Is that the one and only Oggy???? :Banane29: :Banane29: :Banane29:

Nice to see that YOU are still supporting your boys. Have been told that you have reduced the number of pies that are ordered. :eek: :eek: :eek:

Why? :confused: :confused: :confused:

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Just like old times, eh pal.

Wasn't my idea about the pies, Hilda has put me on the Atkins diet.

Season's greetings, how much will you miss promotion by this year?

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Back here again, CC? It seems only a few months ago that you were telling us that our ground wouldn't be accepted as being up to football league standards...and you'd had this information from someone in the know.

So, please forgive us if we take your latest rumour with a rather large pinch of salt! :D

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Good to be back...

The same pinch of salt that's been doing the rounds about Michael joining you guys no doubt.:D

As for missing promotion....as our Fraser Eagle coaches pass each other this time next year, us on our way to Chester and you on your way to Northwich I'm sure Twissy will give you a wave and wish you all the best for Christmas!:D

Seriously fellas, it will be great for both clubs to play each other in Division 2 next season.

:Banane14: :Banane14: :purpleban :Banane14: :Banane14:

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There is no chance of this happening for several reasons:-

Twissy left the Conference Champions in 2004 to join Morecambe so playing in League 2 is not a huge carrot.

We are not a selling club. We rejected Chester's £50k offer for Michael and rejected an even bigger offer from Blackpool for Danny Carlton. Our Chairman is a multi millionaire (Umbro Chief Exec) and is determined to see us promoted and will spend what it takes to achieve this and is negotiating a new contract with Twissy ,Jesus , Yates etc etc.

As mentioned with only 6 months left on his contract the fee would not make it worthwhile to sell ONE of our major players.

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[quote=Morecambe_Red;349745]There is no chance of this happening for several reasons:-

Yes, but Kipax has spoken!

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eeerm what did I say.. I never said he was coming here.. I didnt even say the dreaded word transfer.. All I said was Twiss... so shove yer sarcasm where the sun dont shine redraine ..... nagh nagh:)

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I give up! I genuinely thought you deserve recognition as the man in the know. Sarcasm it was not.

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Your the clever one Redraine.. I say the word twiss and you decide i am the font of all knowledge and I am in the know about everything and i deserve recognition and that the one word twiss means we are buying him in january..... you certainly know how to go with the flow doncha....

I might post a word with 8 letters in next week and you can write a novel...

and yes ya can still shove yer sarcasm...i dont recall having a go at you any time recent so your sarcasm at me was just nasty.. so up yours pal :(

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Oh for **** sake, just blame it on the Observer……….It’s coming up to Christmas, let’s be nice to each other. :)

http://www.accringtonobserver.co.uk/...o_buy_big.html

On the Move and the Roo………(There’s no F in Roof) :p

http://www.accringtonobserver.co.uk/..._the_move.html

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Join the club Redraine.

***Oggy - personal abuse is not tolerated***

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That was 2 years ago.

May be he wants to give the league another shot before he hits the "big 3 - 0".

Stanley get regular TV coverage.

Does the Nation remember Andy Gouck for his stint Captaining Morecambe or for shooting Accrington Stanley passed Huddersfield Town on Match of the Day live?

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Its a good enough incentive and if there isnt a que of league clubs knocking then... ?

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hes coming to stanley is michael twiss hes a class player another piece of the jigsaw

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:hidewall: he was spotted in accrington yesterday looking at property:hidewall:

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As Tin Monkey says we need defenders. We are still the fourth highest scoring team in the league, but now we have conceded the most goals in the league. Why are we looking at strikers ? What we need is an experienced defender to organise and control the defence. We need players with league experience not unproven Conference players. Do people not realise we are in trouble and we need to get out of it quickly or it will be a quick return to the Conference, then Coley and Eric will not be remembered for the people who got us into the league but the people who got us out of the league.

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Kippax is a good photographer and he should stick to taking photos !!

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Coley said in the League Paper yesterday that he was going to search the market for a defender in January.

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its called casing the joint :)

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He should have been searching the market for the last few years as our defence has been crap for ages.

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I would say you need a new goalkeeper as well as some defenders.

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We've had 3 promotions with a crap defence. If it ain't broke, don't fix it!

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Of course it's broke, and it needs fixing quick. We have conceded the most goals in League One and Two and you don't think it needs fixing. We have scored three goals in each of our last two games (both at home) and not won either game because we have conceded seven goals - and you think that the defence doesn't need fixing. We have had two clean sheets in twenty one league games and you think the defence is ok and doesn't need fixing. Wake up and get real, if we carry on defending like this it will be a long downward slide.

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You shouldn't need to score 5 at home to win a game!!!

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I agree; we shouldn't be conceding so many goals. I disagreed with your comment of "He should have been searching the market for the last few years as our defence has been crap for ages", which of course is rubbish. :)

I disagree that the whole problem is the defence. Since Craney left there is a huge gap in midfield - which Proccy or Harris can't fill - so that's where a lot of the goals come from.

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Jeff I think you need to get a sense of humour chuck!!! :p

Shaker was being what is know in the trade as sarcastic and flippant, there both in the dictionary!!!:rolleyes:

And apparently its contageous!!!:D

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Just wait till Rommys Back :D

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Can't wait mate

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See:

http://www.teamtalk.com/football/sto...770191,00.html

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Usually enjoy your posts Haggis, but not a big fan of the fat arsed Morecambe dilettante. Plus it would ruin Christie's Child's Christmas (try saying that when you're drunk), he's my best mate :rolleyes: .

[ BTW still 10 Rillington Place, my little shrimp ;) ? ]

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It said on the radio this afternoon that Twiss wasn't interested and Morcombe would be signing him for the long term?

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what about donaldson, bishop and mcclean have made the step up quite easily

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Noticed Gray's Michael Kitely scored for Wolves yesterday too.

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Donaldson is still at York isnt he?

Charlie Mcdonald - Gravesend??

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You cant just blame the defence for conceeding goals. The defense starts with the strikers. If they didnt give the ball away then there would be less 'defensive work' for the midfields and so on. Losing Gary Roberts and Ian has had a big effect and i think we need to find a midfielder and a new striker. We only have Paul and Andy who are fit to play (up front) at the moment.