Originally Posted by Tin Monkey (Post 431341)

Their pies are getting smaller too.

Originally Posted by Tin Monkey (Post 431341)

Their pies are getting smaller too.

Originally Posted by Henry Morton (Post 431346)

. . . and I'm surprised nobody's noticed that they're Dutch Secret Agents. (Except me and ossyclogger)

Originally Posted by K.S.H (Post 431343)

Or your getting greedy :D

Originally Posted by ossyclogger (Post 431351)

You've just blown my grandsons cover .

Originally Posted by Tin Monkey (Post 431352)

More than likely, but they are smaller. Just like Wagon Wheels and Creme Eggs (and real eggs). It's a conspiracy I tell ye!!

Nice to see you back Henry. ;)

Originally Posted by Henry Morton (Post 431358)

However, I've noticed that Wagon Wheels have actually been getting bigger recently, so I'm very concerned that I might be Shrinkin.

Originally Posted by Doug (Post 431361)

Do you not think that the meat pies have something of the Farm yard about them..............:o:rolleyes:

Originally Posted by Tin Monkey (Post 431368)

Wasn't that burgers?

The Odd Truth, April 28, 2003 - CBS News

Originally Posted by ukcowboy (Post 431413)

Thats disgusting T.M.:eek::eek:

However what I find even more disturbing is the fact that You knew where to find the link..................;)

You do worry Me sometimes!!!:D:p:D

Originally Posted by slater_scott (Post 431439)

i will never eat a hollands pie again whilst this affiliation with dingles is going on

Originally Posted by slater_scott (Post 431439)

i will never eat a hollands pie again whilst this affiliation with dingles is going on

Originally Posted by Tin Monkey (Post 431352)

More than likely, but they are smaller. Just like Wagon Wheels and Creme Eggs (and real eggs). It's a conspiracy I tell ye!!

I agree, same with yorkies!

Originally Posted by maccawozzagod (Post 431556)

penny sweets have never gone up in price but they have shrunk to nothing!

Originally Posted by Jesus_was_A_red_ (Post 431562)

I know a few lads and lasses that have graced the factory of hollands pies and I havent eaten them for years after hearing what goes on.

Originally Posted by Jesus_was_A_red_ (Post 431565)

mrs begum still hasnt appeared.

Originally Posted by Growler (Post 431568)

Besides, I eat meat of questionable origin at the end of all good nights out... :p

Originally Posted by Tin Monkey (Post 431569)

I'm all for liberal sexual attitudes, but maybe you shouldn't have told us that?

Originally Posted by Henry Morton (Post 431646)

More Pie History


Halfway during WWII in occupied France, a British NCO emerged from undercover because he'd smelt the gorgeous pies being
cooked at the local bistro.
And , as the smell wafted into his upturned nostrils , he thought "Aah! . . . " and you can fill in the rest for yourself.

Anyway, he asked la maitresse d'hotel if he could have one of her most enticingly aromatic pies, and possibly a glass of beer to accompany it.

She was happy to oblige, but warned him that the Bosche were in the area and that they emphatically were not selling vindscreen vipers.

Thus, unfortunately, while he tucked into his pie and quaffed his ale, he was interrupted by two Nazi goons in full kit ; they pointed their machine-guns at him and pulled the triggers.

Too late for them, however, as he'd already dropped from his bar-stool, rolled to his right and fired two deadly rounds . . . one at each.

As the astonished landlady watched, he strolled over to the still-twitching bodies and unsheathed his 10" Bowie knife.

She was certain, having seen local newsreels, that he would next remove their highly-prized regalia.

But no.

Instead, he sliced off the left ear of one and the right ear of the other.

Returning to his dining place he then stuffed these fresh and bloody lumps of enemy cartilage into his still-steaming meal.

"Zut Alors !! ", exclaimed Madame.

"Vous etes SAS, n'est ce pas ?"

"Mais non", replied our hero.

" Pie'n'Ear Corps ."

Originally Posted by Henry Morton (Post 431646)

" Pie'n'Ear Corps ."

Originally Posted by Tin Monkey (Post 431694)

Groan :o ;)

Originally Posted by maxwell silver (Post 431810)

Redundancies,no pay rise this year for the workers,but they can still afford these sponsership deals.Scandalous if you ask me.:mad:

Originally Posted by melonhigh (Post 431736)

There's nowt like a good joke and, let's face t it, that was nowt like a good joke!