A.S.F.C. Scratch 'n' Sniff Cards
 

I'm just wondering if any of you lot might be interesting in purchasing designer (i.e. by me) Stanley Scratch 'n' Sniff Cards (Triple Extra Strength to cope with the Outdoor Conditions)Some of you may have seen 'em before; for those of you that ain't, every time there is an incident on the field...goal, ref's desision, sending off, etc you scratch the relevant box on your card and the relevant aroma drifts across the field of play...

So, for example, the referee awards a penalty against Stanley, then you scratch "Osama's Jockstrap" and lo & behold an evil stench drifts over the field of play (It will need about 50 people to scratch all at the same time)..if the Ref don't like it, and awards another penalty, then you scratch "Chicken Vindaloo Pahl - Morning After". The penalty is missed, so you scratch "Jordon's Tummy" and things become more pleasant. Stanley score...and you release the aroma of that classic aftershave, Hi-Karate (Thats for the ladies)....

Cards will be competitively priced at a fiver a go (with a contribution to a charity of my choice) and I will take any suggestions for your favourite smells.

Tealeaf

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Nice, get some curry aroma might get more buiness for akash.

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....he cant be serious

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mmmmmm interesting!

ab:)

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is he pullin our leg
i want u a fight tealeaf

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No problem...my Growler will rip your Boy's head off. Shame.

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right....back to the topic. This cant be real so whats the point of this topic?

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How do you know it's not real?

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Well it an't hard to see its like impossible

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Tealeaf could you and ten of your friends come along to morecambe at home on tuesday night and give us a demonstration of your sniff cards, then people can judge you on performance not talk.

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This is genuine. The Japanese developed this technology in 2001. Initially it was used in cinemas. What surprises me is how Tealeaf managed to get access to it. I didn't know that they'd managed to replicate Hai Karate (or why).

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What are you all talking about? Tealeaf, come along on Tuesday if you're so sure this works ;)

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Haaa but the women love Hai Karate

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Sorry, can't make Morecombe....but I suggest you google Scratch & Sniff and you can see what I'm on about.

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will do teabag

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Well I can't find anything.

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I can't believe you actually looked..... DONKEY! :)

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Ermmm....I....ermmm....didn't look....hehe I don't know what you're....talking about

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are you serious. seems a bit strange. could be a good. i have this image of all the fans simultaniously scratching and sniffing at the same time when the ref calls a bad decision.