are you short, fat and baldy bearded?
 

or if not just fancy pretending to be?

OSC kiddies party needs a Santa for this Sunday between 1 and 3pm. Santa suit already procured but a person inside it is still needed.

PM me please if you feel like donating an hour of your time to a worthwhile cause. I will do it if necessary but at least 11 of teh kids attending will know damn well that its me so it will spoil it somewhat for them!



Won't somebody please think of the children!!!!!!

Re: are you short, fat and baldy bearded?
 

i vote uk cowboy as santa, ..sorry pete but i think you'd be perfect.





he's gonna tell me off i can tell ...:p but i don't want a red card thanks ;)

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Stud ............:p

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:rofl38: Mez you are brave PMSL!!

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I vote Less.:D:D:D. Suit him to a tee.

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oooooooh arn't i just.:D

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Can Coley not do it ???? a beard can be arranged hehehehehe:D

Seen as tho he has been santa to everyone else in the league :rolleyes: [yes i know oooo ]:D

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UKCOWBOY on Sparkies pc:-

Me as santa, oh yeah I can just imagine it now:-

"Now then young man/lady, what would you like for Christmas?"

"A what?............do you have any idea how much that costs? No I didnt think so! You will get what you are given and be bloody gratefull!!"

Still think its Me Mez and co?


lol

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Don't santas have to be CBT checked nowadays ?
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Hehehehehe UKcowboy good but then Eric he'd do a better version of that anyways :rofl38:

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:rofl38:.........er umm yup.(runs off before he can answer):banane58:

Re: are you short, fat and baldy bearded?
 

yeah they probably do tbh.

but last minute an' all that :rolleyes: ssshhhh!

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"Now, Robbie, what do you want for Christmas?"

"I want to be picked for the Stanley first team forever and ever, no matter how badly I play."

"But you asked for that last year...and the year before that...and the year before that...oh go on, OK, then!"

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:rofl38::rofl38: :rofl38: pmsl soooooo thats how he's been put on the pitch mmm PMSL!! nice one wynonie hehehehehe:D

Re: are you short, fat and baldy bearded?
 

The title of this thread is:-


are you short, fat and baldy bearded?

I am just over one third of this description,

1/ Balding.

2/Definitely short, of many things
A/ Patience.
B/ Money.
C/ Christmas Spirit.

However Fat!!!???

3/ wish I was when I used to eat couldn't gain weight, now that I hardly eat, no chance, ( I got excited the other day, thought I was putting on weight 'cos my jeans where difficult to do up, then remembered with the weather the way it is I've got my thermals on!).
:D

Number 4/ Just in the middle of leaving my whiskers to form a winter growth, delicate skin you understand, can't shave and face the harsh wind on the way to the pub, (bit like a woman wearing a skirt and going commando, I always get chapped lips!).

:eek:

Re: are you short, fat and baldy bearded?
 

unfortunatly i just cant see myself being in a santa suit and sounding like santa :) :) Haha, i think stanleymad should do it :) Cumon stanleymad , think of the kids :)

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I cant hahahaha Its not Mrs claus's responsiblity its a MR & im no mr :rofl38::p:p:p:p

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so are you volunteering for Fraser the Eagle then?

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If you are really really pushed, I am CRB checked (refereeing) and have passed my Child Protection as well (F.A. again)...........but seriously ONLY if nobody else will do it. Cheers Macca.........ukcowboy on sparkies pc.......again!

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Can I sit on Santa's knee ? :p

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:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: .......................STANLEYMAD, help!! :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

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Are you saying id like to go in a fraser eagle outfit and i also sound like bird macca ? :D:D:eek:

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rightio, I found a Santa!!!!

but he doesn't really know about it yet! We've got a works do on saturday night and the lad that is bringing me back on sunday thinks he is coming to a fancy dress party wearing the excellent Santa suit that has been loaned FOC to us by The Costume Shop (can't remember exact name but will post it later) in Morrisons at Blackburn.

Can't wait to see his face when it dawns on him why he is really wearing the suit!

thanks for the offer Pete, will bear in mind just in case

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Haha great plan macca :D:D , hope it all ends well !

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Cheers ya sneaky ******!!

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Think santas little helper called macca has saved your arse [hopefully]:D

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It wasnt my arse I was worried about!! :eek::D:eek:

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the santa I have will be hangover dependent so still an outside chance of getting the call !

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:eek: erm i not further my query as to your worry then :rofl38:

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They are still looking for an old coot......... ooops got my birds mixed up, it's an eagle :p

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You not after sitting on Frazer eagles lap too are u ??:eek::D

Re: are you short, fat and baldy bearded?
 

depends if Fraser is a bird, fit and needs plucking :eek: :rolleyes: