email I sent today....
 

I work in a team with a number of United and Liverpool fans who often take the mick about Stanley so it was with great pleasure I sent the following


Subject : FA Cup 4th Round

All,
I know how much all you true football fans look forward the quintessential British football competition "The FA cup" and with the 'unfortunate' events at your own clubs meaning you won;t be seeing any more for nearly 12 months I thought I would let you know you would be more than welcome to visit Accrington as we partake in the 4th round.

Stanley offers you a full experience that you may not be used to sat in your seat a mile away from the action.... just imagine being able to tell the opposition keeper exactly what you think his parents are like, hear the crunch of bones on each and every tackle and wipe the blood off your face when the defender plants one on the striker when the linesmans not looking. Whats best is we won't even charge you half of your overpriced premiership ticket price and the pies are top quality.

Let me know if you want any tickets......

Ian


Feel free to use or improve!

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Re: email I sent today....
 

Are you able to post any of the replies without breaking forum rules? :D

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Would be best to let the people responded know if ok to use their mails or best way just give a jist of the responses so far without giving too much personal info or comprimising your respondees.
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I would imagine they haven't responded, probably waiting on their appeal to the FA that they should be exempt until the semi-final stage :D

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I supect Neil may have been hinting the replies might use a few unacceptable words, SM .....

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They took it in quite good humour to be all told. :D