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theresonlyoneaccy

11-08-2010 09:08

Why do you want to be Anne of Cleves?

Why were the ultras singing I wanna be anne of cleves?

Question popped up on 606.

yonmon

11-08-2010 09:42

Re: Why do you want to be Anne of Cleves?

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Originally Posted by theresonlyoneaccy (Post 836149)

Why were the ultras singing I wanna be anne of cleves?

Question popped up on 606.

Either whoever the listener was needed to change the batteries in his/her hearing aid, or The Ultras have made an acute and unexpected shift towards the erudite. If this is the case then can I add a little gem to consider for their next rendition of regard for this Tudor non-entity !.

Henry V111 (To Oliver Cromwell just before his wedding to Anne!)..

'My Lord, if it were not to satisfy the world, and My Realm, I would not do that I must do this day for none earthly thing.'

Which should not be difficult to set to music to sing at the Macclesfield game !!

ps She was a little cracker as well !!

And she never lost her Head !!!

Tealeaf

11-08-2010 09:52

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Originally Posted by yonmon (Post 836173)

[/list]Henry V111 (To Oliver Cromwell just before his wedding to Anne!)..
'My Lord, if it were not to satisfy the world, and My Realm, I would not do that I must do this day for none earthly thing.'
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And she never lost her Head !!!

Oh Dear, Yonmon...it would have been something of a miracle if Henry had said that to Oliver Cromwell - he was not even born when Henry was on the throne. I take it, therefore you are already on the pop and as such you have confused Oliver with Thomas Cromwell.

Exile on Spencer St

11-08-2010 11:27

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Ah, yes, Tommy Cromwell. If only we could sign him - stubborn defender and a man for all seasons.

MikeA

11-08-2010 11:38

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Originally Posted by Exile on Spencer St (Post 836211)

Ah, yes, Tommy Cromwell. If only we could sign him - stubborn defender and a man for all seasons.

You're thinking of Tommy More! ;)

yonmon

11-08-2010 11:58

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Originally Posted by Tealeaf (Post 836181)

Like Tiny Tim said when a changed Ebenezer Scrooge presented him with his new set of leg-irons ...
' I stand corrected !'
And I promise TL never to leap before I look ever again...but thanks for the admonition....I run away to hide with a bottle of Absolut, and to quickly cover my embarrassment with sackcloth and ashes !.

(Alfred.E. says 'Just fancy, losing your Forum-Cred over
one of the Tudor period's more resilient Queens '!).

Exile on Spencer St

12-08-2010 11:33

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Originally Posted by MikeA (Post 836216)

You're thinking of Tommy More! ;)

You're right, I was. Wasn't he Roger's brother? Roger was a useless winger, even though 007 was his squad number.

yonmon

12-08-2010 12:53

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Originally Posted by Exile on Spencer St (Post 836566)

You're right, I was. Wasn't he Roger's brother? Roger was a useless winger, even though 007 was his squad number.

And they had an indestructable Brother...
'Forever More ' !

(Where is this thread going ??...will someone please provide an answer to the Thread-starter ? , I am intrigued by it all !)

VALAIRIAN

12-08-2010 18:28

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Originally Posted by shakermaker (Post 810503)

There you go SU; another tune lost to the Conference :rolleyes:;)

YouTube - I Am A Stanley Fan - Stanley Ultras 16.03.2010

Is it this?????

maccawozzagod

12-08-2010 22:41

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Originally Posted by yonmon (Post 836173)

[/list]
And she never lost her Head !!!

nah, she gave it :rolleyes:

yonmon

13-08-2010 10:44

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Originally Posted by maccawozzagod (Post 836771)

nah, she gave it :rolleyes:

Have you researched this fact Rob ?...because Tealeaf appears to be a smidgeon pedantic where this fascinating portion of Mediaeval history is concerned !!...

p.s. Alfred.E. says.'Did Anne of Cleves refuse to eat Mediaeval Margarine because she didn't want Middle-Age Spread ??...

Tealeaf

13-08-2010 11:00

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Indeed...if are are to discuss the sexual peccadilloes of Anne of Cleves then at least let us place her within the right historical epoc...which is of course, post-medieval.

Baudelaire

13-08-2010 11:01

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Originally Posted by maccawozzagod (Post 836771)

nah, she gave it :rolleyes:

Not to Henry Viii apparently as the marriage was of convenience and never consummated.

Baudelaire

13-08-2010 11:03

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Originally Posted by Tealeaf (Post 836879)

Indeed...if are are to discuss the sexual peccadilloes of Anne of Cleves then at least let us place her within the right historical epoc...which is of course, post-medieval.

... the reformation - was she a reformed character ?

Exile on Spencer St

13-08-2010 11:07

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She was German and died at Chelsea. Maybe she was related to Ballack?

theresonlyoneaccy

13-08-2010 13:32

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Originally Posted by VALAIRIAN (Post 836705)

Is it this?????

Ye thanks Val!

yonmon

13-08-2010 13:45

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Originally Posted by Tealeaf (Post 836879)

Indeed...if are are to discuss the sexual peccadilloes of Anne of Cleves then at least let us place her within the right historical epoc...which is of course, post-medieval.

To give the p.s that was A.E's 'one liner' it's form TL.. I injected 'Mediaeval' into my posting !!..
Hey !...is that a lame excuse or what ???

(Although I'd honestly forgotten that the Post-Mediaeval Period began at the time of the Battle of Bosworth..1485, and thus the lifetime of this damn woman would, as you so rightly say would fall within this period !)

Once again you force me to open up another bottle of
Absolut Vodka... don my well-used sackloth and ashes !..and stick to Music !!

As to Anne's Sexual Peccadilloes, as Baudelaire points out, this area of her life appears to have been at the best unininteresting....but who knows ??

Truce ??...and back to 'The Reds ??

nige b

13-08-2010 22:43

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just googled her and she's quite fit so rather go with maccca's option prior to head removal

yonmon

14-08-2010 10:07

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Originally Posted by nige b (Post 837045)

just googled her and she's quite fit so rather go with maccca's option prior to head removal

Removal from where or what Nige ??....

Just where is this thread going to ??

Valarian ( and if Tealeaf thinks that I'm going to confuse
a herb used to treat Insomnia with a Roman Emperor ,he's mistaken !)....the wise one on our Forum ,who has been known to send people to sleep, has sorted it !!...,

SO.. 'ON STANLEY..ON !!..TO GREATER THING'S '

yonmon

14-08-2010 10:30

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Originally Posted by yonmon (Post 837102)

I'm going back to bed with another shot or two of Absolut inside me !....having realised that I don't even know the difference between Valarian...and Valairian !!.

Sorry Joe !!...advancing years are a real bind !!

VALAIRIAN

14-08-2010 12:17

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No apology required Yonmon, I thought that your post was quite clever :D

garinda

14-08-2010 17:26

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Can you be an anarchist, and sing collectively as a choir?

:rolleyes:

Redash

14-08-2010 17:30

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Yes you Can. See video :)

garinda

14-08-2010 17:32

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Originally Posted by Redash (Post 837301)

Yes you Can. See video :)

I did.

;)

Sounded great.

Though to me all those lovely harmonies don't sound like the cries of true anarchists.

:D

Redash

14-08-2010 17:35

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You need to be there, to appreciate it fully. Try it some day, 21st or 25th August are good.

garinda

14-08-2010 17:38

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Originally Posted by Redash (Post 837304)

You need to be there, to appreciate it fully. Try it some day, 21st or 25th August are good.

I've heard the Ultras many time, standing directly infront of them.

Bangin' anthems.

Anarchists?

Nah.

;)

SamF	14-08-2010 18:47

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 837297)

Can you be an anarchist, and sing collectively as a choir?

:rolleyes:

I order you to rebel !

garinda

14-08-2010 18:57

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Originally Posted by SamF (Post 837311)

I order you to rebel !

I am a rebel, and therefore never take orders.

;)

garinda

14-08-2010 19:01

Re: Why do you want to be Anne of Cleves?

Heard Sham 69's 'If the Kids are United' on the radio today.

Like to hear the Ultras do a stompin' version of that.

YouTube - Sham 69 - If the Kids are United

Tealeaf

15-08-2010 10:27

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 837314)

Heard Sham 69's 'If the Kids are United' on the radio today.

Like to hear the Ultras do a stompin' version of that.

Hmmm....that's a 'song' probably more suited to supporters of one of the lesser clubs , such as those to be found in places like Manchester or Newcastle.

Redash

15-08-2010 14:11

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If the kids, are Stanley
they will never, choose another.........

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