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A Little Fairy Story
Once upon a time there was a little football club it was allegedly owned by Cheating Clitheroe, or was it owned by Next Week Neill (aka Billy Liar), I don’t really know, but anyway they both ran the club with the help of Puppet on a String.
The football club wasn’t doing very well and was in danger of being wound up by the taxman so Cheating Clitheroe decided to desert a sinking ship and went. Next Week Neill (aka Billy Liar) and Puppet on a String assured the supporters and the public that the football club would survive and that there wasn’t a problem. Anyway, the supporters, being a kindly bunch, raised money to give to the club to pay the taxman, other football clubs and football supporters also helped, in fact, everybody helped except Cheating Clitheroe, Next Week Neill (aka Billy Liar), and Puppet on a String. The day of the execution came. Cheating Clitheroe sat in the office at the club waiting for the phone call to say that it was all over. But, unknown to him, the Knight in Shining Armour and his sidekick had ridden to the court, paid the bills and saved the club. Time passed and Next Week Neill (aka Billy Liar) and Puppet on a String were left to run the club. Time and time again they messed up, but Knight in Shining Armour and his sidekick trusted them and left them to do it. The season ended. The next season started and the club had a new pitch which was known as Knight in Shining Armour’s pitch. The team were doing well and a cup tie against a big club brought in plenty of money. Guess what. Cheating Clitheroe came back onto the scene. I wonder why. Anyway, Knight in Shining Armour trusted him and even allowed him to travel with the players to away games. Knight in Shining Armour then had a brainwave – “What if I build the club a new ground, gain control of the club and give it to the fans” he thought. Does this all sound familiar? I thought it might. Well, this being a fairy tale there are two endings. Knight in Shining Armour gained control of the club, he built a new ground for the club, gave it all to the fans and everybody lived happy ever after OR Behind Knight in Shining Armour’s back, Cheating Clitheroe, Next Week Neill (aka Billy Liar), and Puppet on a String were planning to stab Knight in Shining Armour in the back. “Let’s ruin the club and then save it” they decided. First of all the club got thrown out of a cup competition, then they upset the loyal fans by banning their flags, then they upset the players by paying them late, then they didn’t pay the taxman on time and got another embargo and winding-up order, finally Cheating Clitheroe demanded re-payment of his loans. The club, now not being able to afford this, were forced into administration and Knight in Shining Armour was blamed. Cheating Clitheroe, Next Week Neill (aka Billy Liar) and Puppet on a String saved the club from the administrator, told the supporters that the club could not afford to play in the Football League and returned to Non-League football where Cheating Clitheroe felt safe and had re-gained control of his toy. This happened because most of the fans at the time said “I’m not interested what happens in the Boardroom, let them get on with it. All I’m interested in is what happens on the pitch” If they had been interested what happened in the Boardroom and had demanded that Cheating Clitheroe, Next Week Neill (aka Billy Liar) and Puppet on a String be removed the second ending could not have happened. This is only a fairy tale - or is it ? |
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good stuff mate
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Jeff!!!!! that's almost displaying a sense of humour!!!!!
very good though and totally relevant |
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I enjoyed that immensely ever considered being an author Jeff :D:D
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A fair critique Jeff !!....but isn't there a third possible end -scenario to be considered......thus... So, the Knight in Shining Armour who, unbeknown to the other three, had, secreted up his chain-mail doublet (Which had never allowed the barbs of cruel jibes from cohorts of this motley crew to pierce his demeanour of controlled affability !), a pouch containing a potion of such immense power that no Man, however powerful they believed themselves to be, could withstand it's destructive force. One day the Knight in Shining Armour and his Comrade-in-Arms, Peter the Brave, having their patience tried to it's limits by the constant prevarication and other devious machinations being practised against them by their protagonists, unsheathed their swords, called upon their army of supporters for help, and in one fell swoop banished these three malcontents from the Fair Land of The Crown !...... It could really happen !.... (ps..Does this make us The Brothers Grim ??) |
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ERMMMm yes it definately reminded me of those books LOL:D |
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Whats your plan of action then jeff? Other then writing hard hitting fairy tails.
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Cut the strings and give the puppet a chance to be a 'real boy'!
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For everyone who is or does take action good luck i shall just be happy in getting truth out of people. |
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Anyway are there any actions anyone could type maybe people could help with them or get involved people might be viewing the forum and not sure what to do? |
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the only real course of action you can follow is to be ready to follow Ilyas' lead when the call to arms comes. So to speak
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See its how people interpret the written word aint it? i took it as another pop at this forum, which is nowt unusual from certain folk. the sad part to me about all this, is some think "Oh i'll just concentrate on the footy" leave it to the suits. having seen the club slide into oblivion in 62, that is fatal, was guilty of thinking the same back then, being only 14 at the time, personally i will do anything i possibly can, to prevent a repeat, cos its too late when its gone, quite a few of the folk on here are of the same mind, recognition is not important, saving the club is.
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Just hope the story doesn't end with Accys version of Hans Christian Anderson and the controllers of this board getting sued for Libel.
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Frankly there have been far worst comments made within the last twelve months relating to fictional characters mentioned on this forum and others. I'm sure that some will/would have been deeply hurt and offended by some of the personal comments and morel lashing on their persons. However; despite the same I have yet to read on a public forum any of these fictional fairytale chaps bad mouthing or retaliating to the same. in fact they appear to have excised dignified restraint. |
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I rarely drink, a pint would knowck me out :) How about the 3 main supporters groups, OSC, ASSF & Ultras join forces for one night and arrange a public forum, invite both parties to give their plan of the future, q&a session, then public vote. Do you reckon both sides would agree to it ? :) |
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Hold it at the Club and invite an independent mediator/referee/impartial chairman to ensure fair and appropriate questioning and it could have a life.
Are not going to have a glass with Owen tonight......:D |
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Thanks Jeff i think u know them too well :D:D
I think the last line is the 'stupidity' the opposing party will no doubt follow, but Ilyas can surely apply to have his debts repaid or place them in admin temporarily to aacquire the club back ...................so seems that the scary admin word maybe the way its gonna go:eek: |
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I would agree that not many would really cares what the other side may want to say; but that doesn’t mean that they shouldn’t have the opportunity to be heard. If they do block the share issue they would have to justify it, if not to us, then certainly the board. Can’t see why anyone, even Eric would want to go back to being non-league, there would be no money or kudos in it for anyone.
We could be a season or more away from all this being settled; both sides should at least try and work things through if only to support what the lads are doing on the pitch….Higher league football would bring in sponsors and money (possibly) but only if the club (broad) can be taken seriously by those other than Ilyas parting with their money. Both sides should take something like this as an opportunity to be open and transparent |
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you may call it a dignified silence doug, nowt dignified about lies when they do utter, meself i call it "Running Scared":rolleyes: wake up n smell the coffee.
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Trouble is Doug they HAVE had the opportunity to have their say & put things right in a transparent way as Ilyas has led the example BUT as on fishy site, it will be 'next week' or 'later' and that time never seems to happen.
Go go into admin out of spite is just purely selfish & nasty, not just to us fans but to Coley, Jimmy & our players - whom are proving top flight of this league or even Div 1! To go back down over stubborness is purely detrimental to themselves & to the club name and the pheonix flames to dampen forever, imho. |
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Cashy, we have a long way to go before all this rots down. We have to be open to negotiation/mediation with those in power if we are to prevent anyone sending us back to 62. Any short term administration would give the wrong signal and the opportunists would have a field day.
If there is a hill to climb between them and Ilyas then independent mediation in a public arena may well be a way forward. |
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The public/local business must be getting sick of all this and it can only get worst if the team get effected by it. every path, every Road leads somewhere.....we shouldn't look back and stop walking just because we don't like what we hear. |
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Concentrate on Doug's final sentence which is the best advice I have ever read! ' |
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sorry whilst every path n every road, sounds wonderful, in reality if that road leads to administration, we should oppose this. whilst doug says he has only heard it from us, not them, would ya honestly expect em to say if they were trying to orchestrate this? to blame imagination going into overdrive is naive at the best.
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We'll never know for sure if the invertation doesn't go out and in public. :) |
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If the club took the admin route the Administrators would look to achieve the highest price possible to secure the funds needed to satisfy the creditors. Ilyas, I would expect would have all the bases covered; nullifying any benefit to the current ownership. I hope.
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Is it not legally binding when you send a proxy to do your work...... Or is that a Pixie....:D |
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This is now the pinnacle point thats sweating now;) |
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I never could get into fairy tales. Wasn't the character Jeff calls 'Knight in Shining Armour' once referred to as 'Fairy Godmother' in 'Cheating Clitheroe's' version of the story? It's all very confusing.
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