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Kiwi John 12-10-2010 17:17

My missus won't..
 
...Let me put my ACCRINGTON STANLEY car sticker on our new car.:mad:
Divorce coming???:confused:

maccawozzagod 12-10-2010 17:30

Re: My missus won't..
 
the saying goes 'kick her to the kerb'

Or take the new car back :-)

jaysay 12-10-2010 17:40

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Originally Posted by Kiwi John (Post 851697)
...Let me put my ACCRINGTON STANLEY car sticker on our new car.:mad:
Divorce coming???:confused:

Only a divorce John:D

ukcowboy 12-10-2010 18:07

Re: My missus won't..
 
Let me and Sarah talk to her mate..................lol

lancsdave 12-10-2010 18:32

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I agree with her, not allowed on ours either :D

shakermaker 12-10-2010 18:43

Re: My missus won't..
 
Polygyny is very much underrated. An effective squad rotation system can readily be employed.

mallard 12-10-2010 21:26

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well it just show,s who the boss lol

Vicbfc 12-10-2010 23:28

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Hey why let a sticker get in the way been made love to ;)

ossy kid 13-10-2010 04:11

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What,s with the "our new car" surely the car is yours? The stove and washing machine are hers. ?????

Mr Matthew 13-10-2010 15:50

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Under the :niet:

Kiwi John 14-10-2010 03:59

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..but look what I had done while she was asleep:cool:

ossy kid 14-10-2010 05:28

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Well now for sure she WONT

yonmon 14-10-2010 07:25

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Originally Posted by ossy kid (Post 851997)
Well now for sure she WONT

BUT....a word of caution John !...
http://www.barcelonafootballblog.com...ss-Roaring.jpg

Beware the wounded Lioness !!

sherry 14-10-2010 09:06

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It's going to cost a bomb in taxis when your good lady wants to go anywhere! :eek: :p

jaysay 14-10-2010 10:03

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Originally Posted by Kiwi John (Post 851995)
..but look what I had done while she was asleep:cool:

Thats shown her who's the boss John,:mosher: oh by the way, what are visiting hours in the local hospital :D

Vicbfc 14-10-2010 18:15

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Originally Posted by Kiwi John (Post 851697)
...Let me put my ACCRINGTON STANLEY car sticker on our new car.:mad:
Divorce coming???:confused:

If you did do that, the car would lose all it's value :D

yonmon 14-10-2010 21:32

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Is it my imagination or has KJ gone very quiet ??....
Wonder if he's still with us ?

nige b 14-10-2010 21:53

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kj what kind of new zealander are you, stick a dead possum on the end of bed that'll sort her out.....or so my mum told me..good luck!

yonmon 14-10-2010 22:30

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Originally Posted by nige b (Post 852176)
kj what kind of new zealander are you, stick a dead possum on the end of bed that'll sort her out.....or so my mum told me..good luck!



Nige !...this is somewhat cryptic !!...Myself, Alfred.E.,
Stanley Hope, and Cowshed Sid are all completely baffled !!.
Is it some sort of sneaky Antipodean remedy for Marital disharmony...or what ??

david1 14-10-2010 22:40

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Time to kick the little lady into touch .

Kiwi John 15-10-2010 04:39

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Gentlemen...I take on board your comments, and indeed the suggestion by DAVID 1 that I kick her for touch. However,there is a problem with that. you see , Karen has something very special that I like. Its called a vagina. Hence the dear wench will get her way (for the time being).;)

jaysay 15-10-2010 08:48

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Originally Posted by Kiwi John (Post 852201)
Gentlemen...I take on board your comments, and indeed the suggestion by DAVID 1 that I kick her for touch. However,there is a problem with that. you see , Karen has something very special that I like. Its called a vagina. Hence the dear wench will get her way (for the time being).;)

Its the the same old store John before your married you could eat one after six months you wish you had have done:D

Stanleymad 15-10-2010 13:03

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Originally Posted by lancsdave (Post 851720)
I agree with her, not allowed on ours either :D

.................know the feeling im in same boat too kiwi:dflam:

jaysay 15-10-2010 17:45

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Originally Posted by Stanleymad (Post 852256)
.................know the feeling im in same boat too kiwi:dflam:

Hope you haven't succumbed to anything claret though StanleyMad:D

nige b 15-10-2010 22:51

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yon after spending some time over there with my mum i realised that they are not like us folk ............strength to the possum!

yonmon 16-10-2010 06:58

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Originally Posted by nige b (Post 852344)
yon after spending some time over there with my mum i realised that they are not like us folk ............strength to the possum!

I see ? .....er...thanks !...http://gdpit.com/avatars_pictures/an...6762788_87.gif

Stanleymad 16-10-2010 10:11

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 852294)
Hope you haven't succumbed to anything claret though StanleyMad:D


The whole damn car is claret LOL :D

jaysay 16-10-2010 10:21

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Originally Posted by Stanleymad (Post 852402)
The whole damn car is claret LOL :D

:rofl38::rofl38::rofl38::rofl38::rofl38::rofl38:


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