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ukcowboy 24-12-2010 09:51

Dickens Novel ?
 
It appears that we Stanley fans are in the middle of a Dickens Novel again this year. Can you guess which one?

Here's a clue or three!

The Ghost of Christmas Past ...... Eric Whalley
The Ghost Of Christmas Present ...... David O'Niel
The Ghost Of Christmas Yet To Come ..... Ilyas Khan
Bob Cratchett ....... Rob Heys

Can you think of any other characters from our motley crew?

Merry Christmas one and all.

Upon reflection, perhaps 'A Muppets Christmas Carol' would be more appropriate lol.

jaysay 24-12-2010 10:02

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Originally Posted by ukcowboy (Post 871051)
It appears that we Stanley fans are in the middle of a Dickens Novel again this year. Can you guess which one?

Here's a clue or three!

The Ghost of Christmas Past ...... Eric Whalley
The Ghost Of Christmas Present ...... David O'Niel
The Ghost Of Christmas Yet To Come ..... Ilyas Khan
Bob Cratchett ....... Rob Heys

Can you think of any other characters from our motley crew?

Merry Christmas one and all.

Upon reflection, perhaps 'A Muppets Christmas Carol' would be more appropriate lol.

Think its the fans who will get stuffed insted of the goose:D

DaveinGermany 24-12-2010 11:19

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Jacob Marley = John Coleman
Jimmy Bell = Fred Scrooges Nephew

;) :)

Exile on Spencer St 24-12-2010 11:19

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I'm not sure Dickens is right. At times this season it seems more like we're stuck in some Kafka nightmare (referring to the behaviour of the Club, not the team).

Bernard Dawson 24-12-2010 13:33

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Originally Posted by Exile on Spencer St (Post 871077)
I'm not sure Dickens is right. At times this season it seems more like we're stuck in some Kafka nightmare (referring to the behaviour of the Club, not the team).

Kafka's the Trial maybe. Who would you put on trial though. Spoilt for choice it would seem.

ukcowboy 24-12-2010 14:09

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There you guys go raising the intellectual level of the post, now I'm going to have to Google kafta to fond out what on earth you're on about lol.


Thanks :-)

jaysay 24-12-2010 14:20

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Originally Posted by ukcowboy (Post 871090)
There you guys go raising the intellectual level of the post, now I'm going to have to Google kafta to fond out what on earth you're on about lol.


Thanks :-)

Don't bother cowboy stay ignorant like me:D

Wynonie Harris 24-12-2010 15:06

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Originally Posted by ukcowboy (Post 871090)
There you guys go raising the intellectual level of the post, now I'm going to have to Google kafta to fond out what on earth you're on about lol.


Thanks :-)

It's that smock-type thing that hippies wear, innit? ;)

ukcowboy 24-12-2010 16:49

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Had to find out. Sorry Wyn lol

Franz Kafka (German pronunciation: [ˈfʁants ˈkafka]; 3 July 1883 – 3 June 1924) was one of the most influential German-language novelists of the 20th century, whose works are now regarded existential classics; and among the highest achievements of world literature

So now we know.

Redash 24-12-2010 17:57

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How do you pronounce an upside down "R" ?????

Wynonie Harris 24-12-2010 18:04

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Originally Posted by ukcowboy (Post 871126)
Had to find out. Sorry Wyn lol

Franz Kafka (German pronunciation: [ˈfʁants ˈkafka]; 3 July 1883 – 3 June 1924) was one of the most influential German-language novelists of the 20th century, whose works are now regarded existential classics; and among the highest achievements of world literature

So now we know.

That figures...there's a lot of existentialists on the Clayton End. I often see that Dostoevsky and Nietzsche queueing for pie and peas.

Wynonie Harris 24-12-2010 18:09

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Originally Posted by Redash (Post 871132)
How do you pronounce an upside down "R" ?????

The voiced uvular fricative is a type of consonantal sound, used in some spoken languages. The symbol in the International Phonetic Alphabet that represents this sound is ʁ, a rotated small uppercase letter...so now you know, Mick. ;)

cashman 24-12-2010 18:17

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Originally Posted by Wynonie Harris (Post 871136)
The voiced uvular fricative is a type of consonantal sound, used in some spoken languages. The symbol in the International Phonetic Alphabet that represents this sound is ʁ, a rotated small uppercase letter...so now you know, Mick. ;)

what the hells all that about?:eek:

Wynonie Harris 24-12-2010 18:21

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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 871139)
what the hells all that about?:eek:

Search me, mate. It's about as clear as one of O'Neill's pronouncements on the ownership issue. ;)

Bernard Dawson 24-12-2010 18:30

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Originally Posted by Wynonie Harris (Post 871135)
That figures...there's a lot of existentialists on the Clayton End. I often see that Dostoevsky and Nietzsche queueing for pie and peas.

Dont forget Satre .And Albert Camus the other French existentialists I've heard of was goalkeeper apparently in he's younger days.

Wynonie Harris 24-12-2010 20:00

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Originally Posted by Bernard Dawson (Post 871142)
Dont forget Satre .And Albert Camus the other French existentialists I've heard of was goalkeeper apparently in he's younger days.

Quite right, Bernard, as I once overheard young Albert say whilst buying a lager from the drinks hut: "All that I know surely about morality and the obligations of man, I owe to football." ;)

Bernard Dawson 24-12-2010 20:11

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Originally Posted by Wynonie Harris (Post 871149)
Quite right, Bernard, as I once overheard young Albert say whilst buying a lager from the drinks hut: "All that I know surely about morality and the obligations of man, I owe to football." ;)

I don't suppose there's been that many existentialist footballers.Although what about Eric Cantona. When he was going on about those seagulls.

Wynonie Harris 24-12-2010 20:27

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Our CEO seems to have a few existentialist traits judging by his latest pronouncement on the January transfer window: "It’s an interesting question as who decides if the price is right, who decides whether to sell and who sorts out the deal? Is it the major shareholder, the managing director, the manager, the chairman or the chief executive?"

Now that's the sort of philosophical conumdrum that's confound Satre himself! ;)

Redash 24-12-2010 22:03

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Originally Posted by Wynonie Harris (Post 871136)
The voiced uvular fricative is a type of consonantal sound, used in some spoken languages. The symbol in the International Phonetic Alphabet that represents this sound is ʁ, a rotated small uppercase letter...so now you know, Mick. ;)

?? I can't even read that properly, never mind pronounce an upside down R ??

ukcowboy 24-12-2010 22:16

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Gentlemen, thank you all so much for your contributions to this rather tounge in cheek thread. Your meanderings have had me in stitches, for once it has been a pleasure to see a thread hijacked.

Now where did I put my scotch?

yonmon 24-12-2010 22:43

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Originally Posted by Wynonie Harris (Post 871153)
Our CEO seems to have a few existentialist traits judging by his latest pronouncement on the January transfer window: "It’s an interesting question as who decides if the price is right, who decides whether to sell and who sorts out the deal? Is it the major shareholder, the managing director, the manager, the chairman or the chief executive?"

Now that's the sort of philosophical conumdrum that's confound Satre himself! ;)

So after weeks of indisposition, I decide to visit our Forum, and what do I find ?...an araldite (well we all stick together through thick and thin ...don't we ?)..I repeat, an araldite discussion surrounding that seldom heard of malady ' Vulvular Friction', for which the only known cure is a good rubbing in of Zam-Buk ! and a slackening of the Gusset !...and as it is now 11:40 pm on Christmas Eve I wish everyone the sincerest of good wishes for the Festive season !!...
( Alfred.E has just poured me another Absolut and Tonic...so Cheers from us both !!)

cashman 24-12-2010 22:46

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have a good un mate, don't let that little rascal AlfredE lead ya astray.;)

yonmon 24-12-2010 22:57

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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 871167)
have a good un mate, don't let that little rascal AlfredE lead ya astray.;)


And to you dear friend...all the very best !!..
(ps..Cowshed Sid and Stanley Hope are totally inebriated)

ukcowboy 24-12-2010 23:19

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Yonmon, Im so glad that you and your entourage (sp) could join us!

I wish you a very merry Christmas.............hic!

jaysay 25-12-2010 09:48

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Originally Posted by Bernard Dawson (Post 871150)
I don't suppose there's been that many existentialist footballers.Although what about Eric Cantona. When he was going on about those seagulls.

Don't forget Rafa when he was on about his milk or sumat :D

Wynonie Harris 25-12-2010 10:04

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Originally Posted by yonmon (Post 871169)

And to you dear friend...all the very best !!..
(ps..Cowshed Sid and Stanley Hope are totally inebriated)

Mr Y, great to see you back! Maybe see you and Alfred E. in the Oaklea on the 3rd?

lancsdave 25-12-2010 10:36

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ukcowboy (Post 871051)
It appears that we Stanley fans are in the middle of a Dickens Novel again this year. Can you guess which one?


I've just watched the Muppets Christmas Carol, I think that should sum it up :D

Wynonie Harris 25-12-2010 12:14

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..or perhaps "Waiting For Godot".

Waiting for Godot is an absurdist play by Samuel Beckett, in which two characters, Vladimir and Estragon, wait for someone named Godot.

Our version would have all Stanley fans as Vladimir and Estragon...as for the role of Godot...need I say more? ;)

"Absurdist" certainly sums it all up, though! :D

cashman 25-12-2010 15:11

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Originally Posted by Wynonie Harris (Post 871250)
..or perhaps "Waiting For Godot".

Waiting for Godot is an absurdist play by Samuel Beckett, in which two characters, Vladimir and Estragon, wait for someone named Godot.

Our version would have all Stanley fans as Vladimir and Estragon...as for the role of Godot...need I say more? ;)

"Absurdist" certainly sums it all up, though! :D

Don't get this at all, how come yer so cultured n know me?:confused:

Wynonie Harris 25-12-2010 16:31

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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 871257)
Don't get this at all, how come yer so cultured n know me?:confused:

Cultured? Moi? Not likely!

Google's a wonderful thing! ;)

lancsdave 25-12-2010 16:38

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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 871257)
Don't get this at all, how come yer so cultured n know me?:confused:

They say everybody knows one :D

MikeA 26-12-2010 12:30

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Originally Posted by Bernard Dawson (Post 871142)
And Albert Camus the other French existentialists I've heard of was goalkeeper apparently in he's younger days.

Excuse the name-dropping, but a few years ago I had a holiday in France in the house of a couple who were looking after Albert Camus's daughter's dog while she was on holiday. :)

ukcowboy 26-12-2010 15:20

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Originally Posted by MikeA (Post 871386)
Excuse the name-dropping, but a few years ago I had a holiday in France in the house of a couple who were looking after Albert Camus's daughter's dog while she was on holiday. :)

Mike its all very well name dropping, however you omitted to tell us the dogs name!


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