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The legend that is Timmy Mallett will be at the Crown Ground on Saturday afternoon for our match against Oxford United.

Just hope Ilyas isn't planning to mark the occasion by putting a statue of him outside the ground ! :eek:

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Lol, now there's a blast from the past! Please god he leaves his 'prop bag' at home!

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And I thought we wanted MORE people coming to the Crown ground!

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No wonder its £50 for the clubhouse next season with such A-List celebritys visiting!! I hope those darn paparazzi don't spoil it:p

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Well i am looking forward to it - the missus has promised to wear an itsy-bitsy-teeny-weeny-yellow-polka-dit-bikini if we win !!!!

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Never heard of him. Who is he?

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Me neither,obviously some knob head, but all are welcome.:D

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Watch out for this guy!!!! :rolleyes:

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Just hope he doesn't wear the loin cloth from "I'm a 2 bit celebrity"

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It could have been worse it could have been Chico;) (one for Lancs Dave)

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The bit on the website about this is perhaps the most depressing thing I've ever read.

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I can't believe they are trying to sell tickets for a "timmy" autograph. :o Embarrassing :o

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I know you all want to see the song ? so here it is ! ;-

YouTube - Bombalurina - Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini

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Just heard they are camping out on the club car park and queing down Livingstone Rd waiting to buy a ticket in the morning :D

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You some sort of masochist or what David:D:D:D

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Has it sold out yet ? :rolleyes:

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Well after the double glazed salesman from dingleland, is this a new low for Stanley?

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Now now, at least Jeff will have been shouting for Stanley while he was there :)

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Oi jeff is my mate :D not have a bad word for the fella, he least stood with us in clayton end and did well in our end of season auction, can't see mallet in clayton end can u? Hahaha

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How about a contest after, hope he brings his soft mallet


Check out this video on YouTube:

YouTube - Mallett's Mallet

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was told today he was a West Ham Supporter on childrens tv, yonks ago, if this is so whats wi Oxford?:confused:

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Definatley an Oxford fan

Timmy Mallett - Celebrity fans - Interviews - FourFourTwo

He actually took West Ham to court over a copyright issue regarding his mallet :D

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Ta fer clearing that up Dave, wont say who told me cos i will be accused of slagging torys again.:D:D:D:D:D

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Sod Off:D

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I knew he and West Ham were connected somehow, didn't know it was in litigation:D

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Well i hope cameron aint speaking wi a forked tongue,unlike some.:D Re Timmy Mallett

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Cameron, god forbid, he always tells the truth, just like his two predecessors Brown and Blair:D:D

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According to " Radio lancs " he is already here . He will be bringing his mallet too the ground .

I have a 3 pound lump hammer if someone wants to cover it with VERY THIN FOAM , and belt him over the head with it !!! lol

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no foam,but got some lead flashing i could wrap round it.:D