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Mick	06-07-2005 09:47

summer

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This pic has been sent to me to put on here from SARAH thanks sarah.......good pic hehe
YOU

KNOW

WHEN

IT'S

ALMOST

SPRING

WHEN

THE

GIRLS

START

SHOWING

THEIR

BELLY

BUTTONS...

Tealeaf

06-07-2005 09:52

Re: summer

Yuk! Is that human, vegetable or mineral?

Less	06-07-2005 10:04

Re: summer

Caption Competition

I will donate 80 Ackers courtesy of apest1 to the person with the best caption for the above photo!

Closing date Wednesday 13th July 11.00a.m.

Just to start the fat frying here's mine:-

I'm not fat It's me glands! I can't help it if they're larger than me hemline!

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Mick	06-07-2005 10:07

Re: summer

ok less

here is mine

" Thats the last time i go to an Accyweb meeting at the stag "

WillowTheWhisp

06-07-2005 10:26

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"I know I've got another chocolate biscuit in this bag somewhere!!"

harwood red

06-07-2005 10:57

Re: summer

"Oy, what you staring at, I actually think my socks are rather fetching!"

Less	06-07-2005 11:28

Re: summer

Quote:

Originally Posted by harwood red

"Oy, what you staring at, I actually think my socks are rather fetching!"

Now that you've mentioned it h-r for some reason I hadn't been drawn to her feet, but what the hell is she doing wearing Trainers?
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sarah

06-07-2005 11:40

Re: summer

Quote:

Originally Posted by harwood red

"Oy, what you staring at, I actually think my socks are rather fetching!"

Now that is funny. lol

harwood red

06-07-2005 11:53

Re: summer

How about "Yes this is a full size pink sports bag round my neck"

Mick	07-07-2005 08:08

Re: summer

"10 babys at once is enough for anyone . who is going to buy all the nappys ?

mez	07-07-2005 08:32

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how bout .............. well i think i have some knickers on ...............

MUMMIBOO

07-07-2005 08:51

Re: summer

I Really like chocholate, But it makes me a little bit fat!!

Doug	07-07-2005 08:55

Re: summer

You can come out now……………

or

Well the bloody thing fit me last year......

MUMMIBOO

07-07-2005 08:58

Re: summer

I will start my diet tomorrow.

MUMMIBOO

07-07-2005 09:05

Re: summer

i'm not fat i'm bloated, time of the month you know.

apest1

07-07-2005 09:06

Re: summer

thank you less,

apest1

07-07-2005 09:10

Re: summer

im still looking for the my feet thay was there this morning !! :D

MUMMIBOO

07-07-2005 09:14

Re: summer

This corset was supposed to make my boobs big and my tummy flat,

Not my boobs flat and my tummy big.

Less	07-07-2005 10:25

Re: summer

Quote:

Originally Posted by apest1

thank you less,

Your Welcome, 'generosity' is my middle name!

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sarah

07-07-2005 10:32

Re: summer

It's just water retention!

MUMMIBOO

07-07-2005 10:52

Re: summer

Fat is the new thin this season.

Tinkerbelle

07-07-2005 10:59

Re: summer

How about .............

"What you looking at? You never seen a LADY before?"

Doug	07-07-2005 15:10

Re: summer

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle

How about .............

"What you looking at? You never seen a LADY before?"

S***! This mirror is supposed to make me look thin

Doug	07-07-2005 15:14

Re: summer

Do you like my nap sack

cashman

07-07-2005 15:20

Re: summer

i may be FAT-but you are UGLY.

sarah

08-07-2005 09:24

Re: summer

Seriously though, how'd she even get to the bench? How would you get about like that?

Mick	08-07-2005 09:37

Re: summer

You should now sarah you took the pic ........it could be by crane or dumper truck !

Less	08-07-2005 09:41

Re: summer

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Quote:

Originally Posted by sarah

Seriously though, how'd she even get to the bench? How would you get about like that?

Well, this wasn't big enough!

jpest1

08-07-2005 10:08

Re: summer

Does my bum look big in this?....... ooer where is my bum:confused:

sarah

08-07-2005 22:25

Re: summer

Quote:

Originally Posted by Less

Well, this wasn't big enough!

V gud, Less. I like.

K.S.H

08-07-2005 22:41

Re: summer

Accrington webs slimmer of the week

WillowTheWhisp

08-07-2005 22:57

Re: summer

Where was that photo taken Sarah?

sarah

08-07-2005 23:38

Re: summer

I have no idea. Not responsible (am I ever?).

lettie

11-07-2005 07:09

Re: summer

Hehehehe, I have had this photo by e mail earlier this year...

My caption is......

Oooh, this Atkins diet is superb, I have already lost my knickers and I have been struggling for ages to get into this dress.:D

WillowTheWhisp

11-07-2005 07:49

Re: summer

I'll tell you something folks - it's an inspiration to me. I've known I need to lose weight for ages but even havng joined the Healthy Heart thing it's difficult to keep motivated with excercise when I'm up to my ears in a million and one other things. I shall caption this:

"You too can have a body like mine"

and that should give me the incentive to keep trying not to!

pendy

11-07-2005 16:46

Re: summer

How about - "I've never liked this frock, it makes me look fat".

Less	12-07-2005 09:44

Re: summer

Quote:

Originally Posted by Less

Caption Competition

I will donate 80 Ackers courtesy of apest1 to the person with the best caption for the above photo!

Closing date Wednesday 13th July 11.00a.m.

Less than 24 hours to go if you want a chance to get your hands on those ackers get posting now!
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MUMMIBOO

12-07-2005 10:09

Re: summer

while your at the van love l'll have a large double 99 with a extra flake and loads of strawberry sauce on top.

Oh an can i have a DIET coke, gotta watch me figure.

Cheers luv!!!

Doug	12-07-2005 10:48

Re: summer

You may laugh, but who's pushing who around.......

or

Here luv, you looking for business........

Mick	12-07-2005 10:57

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That was 1 hell of a diet i have just been on

Doug	12-07-2005 10:59

Re: summer

lol, nice one Mick.

WillowTheWhisp

12-07-2005 11:07

Re: summer

Can she share her secret with me please Mick? :)

Mick	12-07-2005 11:10

Re: summer

Quote:

Originally Posted by WillowTheWhisp

Can she share her secret with me please Mick? :)

Paintshop pro 8 willow if that helps hehe

sorry about the edit in your post willow i ment to press quote but hit the wrong 1 hehe

WillowTheWhisp

12-07-2005 11:11

Re: summer

Oh you spoilt it Mick! There was I thinking she'd got a better one than the Atkins. :D :D :D

apest1

13-07-2005 01:05

Re: summer

Quote:

Originally Posted by Less

Caption Competition

I will donate 80 Ackers courtesy of apest1 to the person with the best caption for the above photo!

Closing date Wednesday 13th July 11.00a.m.
Just to start the fat frying here's mine:-

I'm not fat It's me glands! I can't help it if they're larger than me hemline!

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_8_10.gif http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_8_11.gif

LESS why only 80 ackers, you got 93 acker off me and the 77 ackers YOU lost trying to get them, so FULL total is 170 ackers Not 80......
So put the rest in as well.............................. ;) p.s thank you for the ackers Ha,Ha

Tinkerbelle

13-07-2005 08:03

Re: summer

"OK why is that person taking my photograph ......... I wonder if he's a talent spotter for Playboy .......... better get my best asset out"

Less	13-07-2005 08:05

Re: summer

Quote:

Originally Posted by apest1

The total removed from your pocket was about 93 ackers but, although on the first attempt I failed I invested a further 77 ackers to recover my ackers which means I lost NOTHING.

To transfer the winnings of 80 ackers to some-one elses account would cost me approx' 20 ackers (bank charges), so rather than me pay the bank charges YOU are going to pay them for me Thank you!
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apest1

13-07-2005 13:22

Re: summer

Quote:

Originally Posted by Less

The total removed from your pocket was about 93 ackers but, although on the first attempt I failed I invested a further 77 ackers to recover my ackers which means I lost NOTHING.

To transfer the winnings of 80 ackers to some-one elses account would cost me approx' 20 ackers (bank charges), so rather than me pay the bank charges YOU are going to pay them for me Thank you!
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Yes but You lost them to me (the 77ackers) first there here:s_whizz:then there gone. !!!!
P.s NAME THE WINNER less.

Len	13-07-2005 16:21

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Here’s my effort. Hehe

http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/a...tid=4359&stc=1

harwood red

13-07-2005 22:13

Re: summer

Do we have a winner yet Less??? Note to Len: As moderator aren't you meant to read the posts?? The comp ended at 11am today, lol !!!:rolleyes:

Len	13-07-2005 22:25

Re: summer

Quote:

Originally Posted by harwood red

Note to Len: As moderator aren't you meant to read the posts?? The comp ended at 11am today, lol !!!:rolleyes:

I know. I just wanted a go, that’s all. ;)

sarah

14-07-2005 00:06

Re: summer

Seeing as it's my foto, I will be picking a winner very soon. Watch this space......

Mick	14-07-2005 06:53

Re: summer

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarah

Seeing as it's my foto,

I did not think you where that big SARAH the last time we met in the stag you looked a lot slimmer !:p

sarah

14-07-2005 07:42

Re: summer

Quote:

Originally Posted by harwood red

"Oy, what you staring at, I actually think my socks are rather fetching!"

The winner. Well done Harwood Red. Sorry everyone else.

Less	14-07-2005 07:58

Re: summer

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarah

The winner. Well done Harwood Red. Sorry everyone else.

Congratulations Harwood Red,
I'm sure apest1 is happy that his
80 Ackers are going to
such a worthy winner
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I will pass the money to you
next time I see you on line
(just in case some-one gets tempted by such an amount).

MUMMIBOO

14-07-2005 09:51

Re: summer

well done Harwood red, :wave8:

harwood red

14-07-2005 11:37

Re: summer

WEY HEY!!!!!

Thanks for that sarah, sob sob............

I would like to thank my parents, children, friends who have all made me the person I am today........

I would also like to thank all other accy forum members .. sob sob..... for just being such wonderful people.........

Ok enough of that, when do I get my ackers??? ha ha.

Honest, cheers for that, about time I won something!!! :D :D :D :D :dancedog: :iloveyou:

apest1

14-07-2005 16:58

Re: summer

Quote:

Originally Posted by Less

Congratulations Harwood Red,

I'm sure apest1 is happy that his
80 Ackers are going to
such a worthy winner
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_17_6.gif

I will pass the money to you
next time I see you on line
(just in case some-one gets tempted by such an amount).

TWO things No1 good for you Harwood red, No2 NO less i will not take them as harwood red won them.. (she did not steal them of me):D

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