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Old 20-09-2008, 21:46   #31
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Good cop out that. I wonder where he got his proof, the Bible maybe.



Please explain which illnesses are man made? I thought the Bible say God made everything on earth. Does that not include bacteria and viruses? Come to think of it He made a pretty poor job when He made humans. Maybe we were a Monday morning race

I will ask you a question then Lilly, are Vicars good people?
Don't blame me re the vicar's answer.....I'm only repeating what one vicar told my friend when she asked the question.

Maybe man made was the wrong term to use re illnesses....maybe self inflicted would be more like it. Some illnesses are self inflicted. George Best had a self inflicted illness.

As for the last bit.....are vicars good people?

I don't know what to say to that.....I suppose you can't generalise, can you?

You can't say all vicars are good just like you can't say that all estate agents are dishonest and all male hairdressers are gay....we have an image of people who do certain jobs that we like them to fit.

I've known some lovely vicars but sadly I know there are some who aren't so lovely. You'll get that in any job though.
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Old 20-09-2008, 21:54   #32
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I would ask 'why do we have two sets of teeth before we are ten when our second set would be more useful at fifty?'.

I also want to know why hair runs out of colour so soon!



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OMG that has killed me . totally made my weekend thanks June, karma on its way hun x
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Old 20-09-2008, 22:01   #33
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I'd ask Him why is he making my Mum suffer so much, and in turn making her family suffer as well.
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Old 20-09-2008, 23:47   #34
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...i often think i must have been really bad in a past life....although i know im not alone in thinking this.
You're definitely not alone. I think you've been very bad in a past life too.

From your pics, it looks like you're quite naughty in this one too.



I'd ask God: "Why didn't you just make a world where forgiveness wasn't needed?"
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Old 20-09-2008, 23:51   #35
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Ask how best to uninvent him without causing panic to believers
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Old 20-09-2008, 23:54   #36
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I'd ask Him why is he making my Mum suffer so much, and in turn making her family suffer as well.

I`d ask him the same but about my mother in law........!!!!!
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Old 20-09-2008, 23:54   #37
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There is a God n he don't live a million miles away from here.
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Old 21-09-2008, 07:27   #38
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You're definitely not alone. I think you've been very bad in a past life too.

From your pics, it looks like you're quite naughty in this one too.



Which pictures were you looking at?
You really have got the wrong person!
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Old 21-09-2008, 07:33   #39
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Which pictures were you looking at?
You really have got the wrong person!
OOOOOO can we see these pictures please.......LOL
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Old 21-09-2008, 08:00   #40
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In my opinion, miss kitty looks like butter wouldnt melt, perhaps corker could enlighten us, or god? Maybe I should ask him when I get there. lol
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Old 21-09-2008, 09:25   #41
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No mention of an apple in the Bibleand the animals didn't go in to the Ark two by two
It was the fruit from the forbidden tree.

It was seven of each species.
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Old 21-09-2008, 09:28   #42
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I would ask why he is a “do as I say, not as I do” God.
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Old 21-09-2008, 10:04   #43
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It was seven of each species.
seven of every kind of clean animal, a male and its mates, and two of every kind of unclean animal, a male and its mate, and also seven of every kind of bird, male and female.


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Old 21-09-2008, 10:11   #44
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I would ask how God views the differing religions jockeying for ecclesiastical supremacy........although ecclesiastic isn't really the right word as it relates to Christianity!

On a lighter less serious note......I would ask if this all seeing power, could tell me where in the house my gold knot earring is
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Old 21-09-2008, 10:17   #45
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OOOOOO can we see these pictures please.......LOL


oh my goodness....seriously these pictures do not exist....


and yes misskitty does look like butter wouldn't melt because it wouldn't...
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