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Old 10-02-2013, 19:35   #46
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Nah ... them's just good ol' boys from south of the Mason-Dixon line ... you know, where the host is a mayonnaise sandwhich, and the sacramental wine comes from Billy Bob's still down by the Green River
I'd heard that the sacremental wine was delivered from the spitoon by the side of the bar and that it was tradition to down it in one swallow because the contents tend to stick together, or are they a different faction of Red Knecks?


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Old 11-02-2013, 08:50   #47
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I'd heard that the sacremental wine was delivered from the spitoon by the side of the bar and that it was tradition to down it in one swallow because the contents tend to stick together, or are they a different faction of Red Knecks?


The communion Wine was definitely blessed by the Priest, prior to the altar boys consumption, I can swear to that Mind you I'm a great believer of copying somebody being a form of flattery Less, or is it catching, spelling mistakes I mean
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Old 11-02-2013, 09:48   #48
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The communion Wine was definitely blessed by the Priest, prior to the altar boys consumption, I can swear to that Mind you I'm a great believer of copying somebody being a form of flattery Less, or is it catching, spelling mistakes I mean
What has that got to do with the Red Necks Eric and I were talking about?
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Old 11-02-2013, 10:43   #49
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What has that got to do with the Red Necks Eric and I were talking about?
because I've always know catholics to be called rednecks Less
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Old 11-02-2013, 12:39   #50
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because I've always know catholics to be called rednecks Less
They ain't the only red necks in the world, some are gun totin salt of the earth I hate everyone red necks.
Oh, hang on, maybe they are the catholic church?
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Old 11-02-2013, 15:29   #51
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After today's news will this be the new leader of the world's Catholics?

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Old 11-02-2013, 17:09   #52
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After today's news will this be the new leader of the world's Catholics?

An x in a box yerself
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Old 11-02-2013, 17:46   #53
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Apparently he's quitting because 'Jim fixed it' for him!
Anyway I am looking forward to the new season of Pope Idol.
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Old 11-02-2013, 18:16   #54
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The next pope may well be the last -
..if you believe the prophesy of Saint Malachy

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prophecy_of_the_Popes
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Old 11-02-2013, 18:41   #55
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The next pope may well be the last -
..if you believe the prophesy of Saint Malachy

Prophecy of the Popes - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Excuse me now please well I go and lie down in a dark corner, its just getting too much for me now and its only the first day
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Old 11-02-2013, 19:16   #56
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Did the Mayans write it?
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Old 14-02-2013, 10:49   #57
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It was a pic of Fr. Jack Hackett from Craggy Island dressed as Pope. I found it on Twitter but it disappeared from the site so has disappeared from here. It doesn't look like the next Pope will be Jack IX.

Paddy Power are offering:
Father Dougal Maguire (Craggy Island) 1000/1.
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Old 14-02-2013, 11:10   #58
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Paddy Power are offering:
Father Dougal Maguire (Craggy Island) 1000/1.
Nothing new there if he gets in, a Pope that doesn't give a Feck!

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Old 14-02-2013, 17:30   #59
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Nothing new there if he gets in, a Pope that doesn't give a Feck!

ya but he'll like to tell others how to or how not to do it. and when
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Old 22-02-2013, 00:04   #60
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What is BOFT?

When I googled I got this
BOFT - Definition by AcronymFinder
which doesn't seem to mean what you intended it to.

"*** BOFT Business Opportunities from Turkey
** BOFT Bureau of Fair Trade for Imports and Exports (Ministry of Commerce of the People's Republic of China)
** BOFT Bearing Oil Film Thickness
** BOFT Blown Optical Fiber Technology
* BOFT Board of Foreign Trade"


PS more googling
Urban Dictionary: Boft
'Book Of Fairy Tales'....

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