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Forum: General Chat 13-09-2012, 08:39

Replies: 71 Accrington Limericks Views: 2,750 Posted By garinda Re: Accrington Limericks There was an industrialist, name of Bullough. Whose ancestral pile was now home to a Mullah. Peeved it didn't face Saudi, He got rather rowdy. Now mad, Accrington's so much the duller. :D

Forum: General Chat 12-09-2012, 07:53

Replies: 71 Accrington Limericks Views: 2,750 Posted By garinda Re: Accrington Limericks There was an Accy lass name of Sue, Who was given an instrument, so she blew. When people said she should dump it. She replied 'They can lump it.' And continued in blowing her own little trumpet....

Forum: General Chat 08-07-2011, 15:58

Replies: 71 Accrington Limericks Views: 2,750 Posted By garinda Re: Accrington Limericks There was a young lady from up Bash, Who would do gentleman favours for cash. She did it for years, But it ended in tears, When she grew a beard and moustache. ...

Forum: General Chat 07-07-2011, 22:13

Replies: 71 Accrington Limericks Views: 2,750 Posted By garinda Re: Accrington Limericks There was a young lady from Snuffy. Her boyfriend, his pet name was Muffy. Whilst out in the woods, She showed him the goods. Nine months later out popped a singer they named Duffy.

Forum: General Chat 07-07-2011, 21:45

Replies: 71 Accrington Limericks Views: 2,750 Posted By garinda Re: Accrington Limericks There was a new player at Peel Park. A Scots lad who could see in the dark. Whilst playing a match in poor light, Jock sudddenly took flight. Stanley won ten - nil. What a lark!

Forum: General Chat 19-06-2008, 22:01

Replies: 71 Accrington Limericks Views: 2,750 Posted By garinda Re: Accrington Limericks You might be happier in the thread 'Make up a Japanese Haiku about Accrington'.:D

Forum: General Chat 17-06-2008, 16:16

Replies: 71 Accrington Limericks Views: 2,750 Posted By garinda Re: Accrington Limericks There was a council leader called Peter, whom his enemy branded a cheater. Whilst at the Town Hall, he suffered a fall in a poll, and now there's nothing he can do but to beat her. (Any names...

Forum: General Chat 17-06-2008, 07:27

Replies: 71 Accrington Limericks Views: 2,750 Posted By garinda Re: Accrington Limericks There was a young woman from Spring Hill. Her tummy it started to tingle. Nine months to the day, The very next May, She gave birth to her very own Dingle.

Forum: General Chat 17-06-2008, 07:22

Replies: 71 Accrington Limericks Views: 2,750 Posted By garinda Re: Accrington Limericks There was an old spinster from Arrod, who met a young sailor called Gerrad. He got down on one knee, before going back to sea, and now she's lookin' forward to bein' married.

Forum: General Chat 16-06-2008, 20:54

Replies: 71 Accrington Limericks Views: 2,750 Posted By garinda Re: Accrington Limericks It's a good thread Bob.:) Though I've not been able to concentrate on the programme about Charles Dickens I'd planned to watch, now my mind is racing.:D

Forum: General Chat 16-06-2008, 20:51

Replies: 71 Accrington Limericks Views: 2,750 Posted By garinda Re: Accrington Limericks There was a man from West End, who trumped whenever he'd bend. Whilst tieing his lace, he went red in the face, and smoke from his arse did descend. Sorry bit rude....it's not easy thinking...

Forum: General Chat 16-06-2008, 20:15

Replies: 71 Accrington Limericks Views: 2,750 Posted By garinda Re: Accrington Limericks There was a young lady from Church. For a weak man she decided to search. Whilst in Gatty Park, she found two after dark, and now she's a pair she can birch.

Forum: General Chat 16-06-2008, 19:33

Replies: 71 Accrington Limericks Views: 2,750 Posted By garinda Re: Accrington Limericks There was a young woman from Bash, who'd do owt for a spare bit o' cash. Whilst dancin' in nude, she slipped on some food, 'n' now she's come out in a rash. I'll get my coat.:D

Forum: General Chat 16-06-2008, 19:06

Replies: 71 Accrington Limericks Views: 2,750 Posted By garinda Re: Accrington Limericks There was a young lad from Accy, whose extremities were incredibly tacky. One day playin' cricket, his hand touched the wicket, 'n' now he can't roll his baccy.

Forum: General Chat 16-06-2008, 18:52

Replies: 71 Accrington Limericks Views: 2,750 Posted By garinda Re: Accrington Limericks There was an old man from Ossy, who shopped in his wife's old swimming cossie. Whlist out buying bread, he suddenly dropped dead, and they buried 'im in a grave which read 'Flossie'.

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