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Forum: General Chat 05-04-2016, 21:47

Replies: 63 Evolution aint that a fact! Views: 64 Posted By Less Re: Evolution aint that a fact! Oral sex discussed in sex education? I discussed it for over 30 years with my ex, to get it my only chance would have been to remove 4 ribs so I could reach it myself! Yep you've guessed right,...

Forum: General Chat 01-02-2016, 09:36

Replies: 63 Evolution aint that a fact! Views: 64 Posted By Less Re: Evolution aint that a fact! Just looked up surreal to double check the meaning and my suspicions are correct, surreal isn't copy and paste. :D

Forum: General Chat 31-01-2016, 23:20

Replies: 63 Evolution aint that a fact! Views: 64 Posted By Less Re: Evolution aint that a fact! Just had a phone call from the chief satanic, he seemed a little annoyed. Told me I wasn't supposed to have sex with the goat. Yeah sure I said, I suppose the next thing you're going to tell me is...

Forum: General Chat 31-01-2016, 19:37

Replies: 63 Evolution aint that a fact! Views: 64 Posted By Less Re: Evolution aint that a fact! Maybe when the drugs kick in the goat will stop trying to get away from you?

Forum: General Chat 31-01-2016, 19:35

Replies: 63 Evolution aint that a fact! Views: 64 Posted By Less Re: Evolution aint that a fact! There have to be facts, they don't have to be true facts, but, they do have to exist otherwise, when getting home ratters to a loved one you wouldn't be able to start your excuse with, "well my...

Forum: General Chat 31-01-2016, 17:40

Replies: 63 Evolution aint that a fact! Views: 64 Posted By Less Re: Evolution aint that a fact! Perhaps taking advantage of the speed the goat is going at to get out of the Church 'service'.

Forum: General Chat 31-01-2016, 17:26

Replies: 63 Evolution aint that a fact! Views: 64 Posted By Less Re: Evolution aint that a fact! I've just thought of a Church where sex is welcome, the Satanists, they've been doing it in all the hammer films since the sixties, mind you I don't think I could ever get used to the surprised...

Forum: General Chat 31-01-2016, 16:40

Replies: 63 Evolution aint that a fact! Views: 64 Posted By Less Re: Evolution aint that a fact! You mean we can't drink and drive it home? That will cut down on the number of Christening's needed and Churches are already finding it hard to get bums on seats.

Forum: General Chat 31-01-2016, 15:51

Replies: 63 Evolution aint that a fact! Views: 64 Posted By Less Re: Evolution aint that a fact! Forgive him Barry he hasn't been the same since he passed the auditions for 'Deutschland hat Talent' This is the first time the Germans have had to put up with humour.

Forum: General Chat 31-01-2016, 14:39

Replies: 63 Evolution aint that a fact! Views: 64 Posted By Less Re: Evolution aint that a fact! Well I'm sitting here removing fluff from my contemplative navel and have concluded that I don't want there to be an after life, sharing eternity with loved ones I suppose could be bearable, but,...

Forum: General Chat 31-01-2016, 13:18

Replies: 63 Evolution aint that a fact! Views: 64 Posted By Less Re: Evolution aint that a fact! Just a Priest? I'll also be calling for a Vicar, a Rabbi, a Mullah & any other religions authoritative figure, just in case one of them knows a way they can take my place.

Forum: General Chat 31-01-2016, 11:08

Replies: 63 Evolution aint that a fact! Views: 64 Posted By Less Re: Evolution aint that a fact! Internet Tourette syndrome perhaps?

Forum: General Chat 31-01-2016, 10:59

Replies: 63 Evolution aint that a fact! Views: 64 Posted By Less Re: Evolution aint that a fact! Next time you're over give Mick and I a grunt and we'll meet you at the pond to supp a few, that will make it seem worth it for you. (or will it?)

Forum: General Chat 31-01-2016, 10:44

Replies: 63 Evolution aint that a fact! Views: 64 Posted By Less Re: Evolution aint that a fact! Margaret moves in mysterious ways, her wonders to perform. :angel:

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