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Forum: General Chat 06-05-2004, 07:51
Replies: 89
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Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Aggrevating things about Women...

You forgot about his wallet.
Forum: General Chat 05-05-2004, 08:27
Replies: 89
Views: 2,044
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Aggrevating things about Women...

If men could have babies we'd get robot's to build 'em.....none of this 9-months mucking about malarky....we'd build a factory, stick the bits in one end and 20 minutes later...whoosh..out comes the...
Forum: General Chat 04-05-2004, 15:06
Replies: 89
Views: 2,044
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Aggrevating things about Women...

Come On Guys...we're 12 Replies & 55 Views Behind The Whinging Wimmin On Men Here..lets Have More Of Your Views Before They Overrun Us....
Forum: General Chat 03-05-2004, 12:08
Replies: 89
Views: 2,044
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Aggrevating things about Women...

Mind you Wingy, if we said a perfect womans measurements would be 95D X 55 X 90 it would'nt quite sound the same, would it?
Forum: General Chat 03-05-2004, 11:38
Replies: 89
Views: 2,044
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Aggrevating things about Women...

Just stop and think of all the wonderful inventions men have made for women over the years.....the electric iron, the gas oven, the hoover, the washing machine....and what thanks do we get? None...
Forum: General Chat 30-04-2004, 16:10
Replies: 89
Views: 2,044
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Aggrevating things about Women...

....apart from the usual excuses.
Forum: General Chat 30-04-2004, 15:57
Replies: 89
Views: 2,044
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Aggrevating things about Women...

...plus I forgot the thirty quid chicken madras and the ten quid taxi afterwards..
Forum: General Chat 30-04-2004, 15:56
Replies: 89
Views: 2,044
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Aggrevating things about Women...

Thats your fault....women were quite happy once having a night out with a couple of halves of mild & a bag of cheese & onion.....now it's all this fancy alcopops business at some rip-off joint that...
Forum: General Chat 30-04-2004, 13:41
Replies: 89
Views: 2,044
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Aggrevating things about Women...

You know, it's years since I've been to a disco/dance.....do women still dance round in circles with their handbags in a pile in the middle? What was or is the purpose of this peculiar ritual? Can...
Forum: General Chat 30-04-2004, 12:10
Replies: 89
Views: 2,044
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Aggrevating things about Women...

Whats yer handbag for?
Forum: General Chat 29-04-2004, 16:06
Replies: 89
Views: 2,044
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Aggrevating things about Women...

Just testing, Lindsay.......
Forum: General Chat 29-04-2004, 15:27
Replies: 89
Views: 2,044
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Aggrevating things about Women...

the trouble is women don't know what their own way is..........is it this way? iIs it that Way? Which way? What way?....who knows....certainly not any bloke..
Forum: General Chat 28-04-2004, 16:50
Replies: 89
Views: 2,044
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Aggrevating things about Women...

I had a girlfriend like that once....she did'nt buy a round, I did'nt buy her one, the landlord did'nt like her standing there with nowt, so she had to wait outside..no problem.
Forum: General Chat 28-04-2004, 14:58
Replies: 89
Views: 2,044
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Aggrevating things about Women...

I have just realised I accidentally omitted the "i" from "aggrievating"...shame...still, at least I spelt it with an "e", unlike the somewhat obscure spelling of the title of a similar thread...
Forum: General Chat 28-04-2004, 09:17
Replies: 89
Views: 2,044
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Aggrevating things about Women...

When a woman buys a newspaper, what's the first page she turns to? The latest politics? The sports page? The Crossword?

No, page 19......the horoscope page. And we are meant to take seriously...
Forum: General Chat 27-04-2004, 15:38
Replies: 89
Views: 2,044
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Aggrevating things about Women...

But this is purely theoretical.As you are aware, continence is maintained by the external sphincter and pelvic floor muscles maintaining urethal pressure higher than bladder pressure....your estimate...
Forum: General Chat 27-04-2004, 15:01
Replies: 89
Views: 2,044
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Aggrevating things about Women...

Blimey....I wonder how lot you would go on in France? Last time I went on a pub crawl in Paris it was'nt only the bog seats that were nicked...so were the bog bowls as well ...there was just a hole...
Forum: General Chat 27-04-2004, 14:42
Replies: 89
Views: 2,044
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Aggrevating things about Women...

Why is it that when girls are out on the town in the evening they are incapable of going to the loo on their own and have to be escorted by at least one, and usually two friends? Can you imagine a...
Forum: General Chat 27-04-2004, 14:35
Replies: 89
Views: 2,044
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Aggrevating things about Women...

Someone has to......I reckon I've got about another 100 observations to make...and then there's all the other blokes as well
Forum: General Chat 27-04-2004, 14:27
Replies: 89
Views: 2,044
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Aggrevating things about Women...

Why did'nt you just offer him the window seat..then it would have been more difficult to stare down your top...mind you, he probably would have had his hand on your knee
Forum: General Chat 27-04-2004, 08:52
Replies: 89
Views: 2,044
Posted By Tealeaf
Aggrievating things about Women...

I love 'em dearly, but why do they:

1) when you're on a packed train, standing room only, insist on using the empty seat next to them as a storage space for luggage?

2) When you're right...
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