Recent content by Tealeaf

Bacup Coco Nutters? You'll have to be quick if you want to joint that lot - the PC brigade are tyrying to shut 'em down big time. Google it and find out. And once thay go, the rest of the Morris Dancing tradition will quickly follow - it started off in the 12thC as English Crusader lads taking...

You'd need one if you were to have twenty minutes with that horror who pops up on my page.

Over the last few weeks a picture of a blond geriatric dog with painted eyes has greeted me each time I sign on to Accy Web. it goes under the caption of 'Mature Dating UK'. It is as ugly as sin. Now, I know I'm not old enough for this sort of nonsense and that is why each time I see it I...

Where can I finf the bit where all my deleted postings are hidden?

No doubt Margaret is now busy surfing the web to find evidence of the conspiracy orchestrated by Prince Phillip, the Freemasons and MI5/6 to murder nurse Jacintha Saldanha for bringing the Royal Family into disrepute.

I wonder if he had a gang bang with his mate Eddie Wareing?

Agreed. Totally cuckoo. The problem is - certainly from the perspective of the big smoke - that once you mention you're from Accy it's no longer an automatic reply of 'Stanley' but '.......isn't that the town of crazy bible bashers and lesbo's. There's no escape. Talk about putting the place on...

What a mess! The place now looks like a 1980's skateboard park - the only thing missing being the graffitti (no doubt that's coming soon). I trust that criminal chatges will soon be brought against whoever is responsible.

I seem to recall examining this lamp quite some years ago. If I recollect correctly, the lamp was inscribed with the following: "Aladdinus Accyae Stan - stuffat Dinglae et Rovus" ..or summat like that anyway.

I use Decathlon - the one over at Surrey Docks (Mancie country). Despite being a frog outfit, they have some good stuff - beats the hell out of JB sports and all the other crap. It would be nice to see one open up around N.E.Lancs - maybe they could take over the Comet store at Whitebirk when...

OMG!!!!......it looks awful. Those gateposts look completely out of place. Is this going to be another British Museum job, where the wrong stone with the wrong colour was built into the central courtyard? These posts may well as be bright pink....I trust someone will halt this nonsense before it...

Re: Sir Jimmy Saville I'm amazed that people are still daft enough to come on here and defend the late Yorkshire paedo on the basis that guilt can not be proven in a court of law. I suppose on the same basis Adolf Hitler was not guilty of any crimes in his period as fuhrer.

It's a good job this is about the season of goodwill and not summat else otherwise there would be trouble.

Here is a tip. Keep your plates, pans, knifes, forks, cups and saucers seperate from your socks, shirts, towels and underpants. That way you are unlikely to get an exploding door.

I am. But I have heard a rumour that - for the next series - Lord Grantham & his family will lose Downton in 1925 and will be moving to a two-up-two-down terraced house in Accy. Has anyone else heard the same?