We have had all these World Cup souvenirs printed and it looks like they will end up on Ebay, so this is your chance to snap up a bargain.
Offers Invited for:-
2500 pairs - 'Rooney's Got A Groin Strain' knickers.
500 - Vladimir Poutin 'We Was Robbedski' straight jackets.
3000 - 'Beckham's a...