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Old 16-06-2008, 20:47   #16
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The girl from Fern Gore - I haven't come across one as up-to-date as this before. Only heard this on today's news.

Gatty Park - one of several good'uns from Garinda. This is even better because it includes birch , a tree found in Gatty Park. The last line could have read

They were hiding behind a tree - birch
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Old 16-06-2008, 20:50   #17
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Good, aren't they?
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Old 16-06-2008, 20:51   #18
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There was a man from West End,
who trumped whenever he'd bend.
Whilst tieing his lace,
he went red in the face,
and smoke from his arse did descend.

Sorry bit rude....it's not easy thinking of clean(ish) ones.
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Old 16-06-2008, 20:54   #19
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Good, aren't they?
It's a good thread Bob.

Though I've not been able to concentrate on the programme about Charles Dickens I'd planned to watch, now my mind is racing.
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Old 16-06-2008, 20:59   #20
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There was a young girl from The Straits
Who was the envy of all of her mates
She had plenty of money
Was lively and funny
She always had plenty of dates

She went on a date with a bloke
Drank pints of JD and coke
She ate a kebab
Then was sick in the cab
And on her own vomit she choked
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Old 16-06-2008, 21:00   #21
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It's a good thread Bob.

Though I've not been able to concentrate on the programme about Charles Dickens I'd planned to watch, now my mind is racing.
Same here, Garinda.

I'm trying to watch Mary, Queen of Shops on BBC2 here.
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Old 16-06-2008, 23:48   #22
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There was an old man of Belthorn
whose clothing was ragged and torn
He didn't have shoes
so had nothing to lose
and yet never did look forlorn
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Old 17-06-2008, 07:22   #23
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There was an old spinster from Arrod,
who met a young sailor called Gerrad.
He got down on one knee,
before going back to sea,
and now she's lookin' forward to bein' married.
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Old 17-06-2008, 07:27   #24
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There was a young woman from Spring Hill.
Her tummy it started to tingle.
Nine months to the day,
The very next May,
She gave birth to her very own Dingle.





(Really needs an illustration of a woman holding a baby dressed in Claret and Blue, and which she's looking disdainfully at.)
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Old 17-06-2008, 07:30   #25
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There was a young woman from Spring Hill.
Her tummy it started to tingle.
Nine months to the day,
The very next May,
She gave birth to her very own Dingle.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA loved that one Gary
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Old 17-06-2008, 10:36   #26
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There was a young lady from Accy
Who's Accy Web screen name was flashy
She is a real card and is always on guard
Because most of her post's are so whacky
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Old 17-06-2008, 11:12   #27
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lol excellent J


i owe you some karma, says i have to spread it around a bit before i can give you some more
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Old 17-06-2008, 11:17   #28
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there was a young man called john
who fancied a bit of a scone
he went down to Accy
and came back with baccy
and discovered you cant smoke a scone, poor john



crap i know, but i tried lol
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Old 17-06-2008, 11:24   #29
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Nice try flashy but I think I'd rather eat he scone than smoke it anyway
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Old 17-06-2008, 13:37   #30
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lol cheers for the karma J
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